re: AWKWARD sexual moments?

One time in highschool, my bf had just moved back in to his parents house after losing his job, we did it all the time. Well, his dad was a BIG smurf. Of course he wanted him to help around the house since he just moved back in and wasn't working/going to school, right? Apparently the bf was supposed to have mowed the lawn, but instead we were doing it. His dad walks in his room while I'm on top of him (thankfully with a blanket over us) and starts yelling at him to mow the lawn and do this and do that! omg.....I'm sooooo thankful I did not marry in to that family.

The most recent one happened to me last night. SO and I just got done watching The Hunger Games. We were laying in bed getting it on when he tells me the next movie will be about their kids in the arena. I laughed and said what? He said the next movie... I said Are you seriously talking about the next Hunger Games while we are having sex. He laughed and says " I should be a director." I'm laying their thinking really babe. We switch positions and he continues to talk about it. I couldn't stop laughing and he had to stop because we both just lost the mood. Come on who talks about movies during sex lol

Quoting Alfies Mama:" The most recent one happened to me last night. SO and I just got done watching The Hunger Games. We were ... [snip!] ... I couldn't stop laughing and he had to stop because we both just lost the mood. Come on who talks about movies during sex lol"

.... my husband started talking about which fish hooks he needed to buy once... lol yeaeaaaahhhhhh

Quoting Alfies Mama:" The most recent one happened to me last night. SO and I just got done watching The Hunger Games. We were ... [snip!] ... I couldn't stop laughing and he had to stop because we both just lost the mood. Come on who talks about movies during sex lol"

  I started singing a Veggie Tales song once lol.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Mommy of a giggler!:</b>" (he'd kill me if he knew I put this on here lol) We made a deal - he gives me an ACTUAL massage, like ... [snip!] ... trying to be sexy, or that he admitted to just putting on random underwear that he found, not knowing where they came from lol"</blockquote>




OMG!!! That was hilarious.

Quoting Alfies Mama:" The most recent one happened to me last night. SO and I just got done watching The Hunger Games. We were ... [snip!] ... I couldn't stop laughing and he had to stop because we both just lost the mood. Come on who talks about movies during sex lol"

nah the next ones about them having to go back into the arena. they make the most recent female winner and male winner from each district go back in.

HMMM

when me and my ex first started dated, we came home from a party, and were super horny but we had to go back (we only left to get something)...

i didnt get my pants all the way down before i was bent over the couch... and he was like man that slid in easy... looked down and i had my period. i was bleeding every wwhere it was so horrible lol

The first time I had sex, I was so in pain and nervous he would notice he was hurting me, I tried to make small talk during.
Right as he got into a rhythm, I was like, "So! How are you doing now?"

Quoting KNZ.:" Please share yours. So, dude and i have had 2 moments where we've had no kids for a few hours in the ... [snip!] ... someone else's name, ha. but..i mean, at least get outta me before asking me such an awkward question! okay, your turn. "

That doesn't sound awkward at all...

lol SO and I talk all the time before he pulls out.

The only thing that might come close to awkward would be if one of us farted... but at this point we'd probably both just laugh...

All though SO admitted that he farted when I was giving him a blowjob once! He said he was about to tell me to move, but then it came out, silent... and he was about to cum... so he just let me keep going lol apparently it didn't smell 'cause I didn't notice it.... but he told me a few weeks later and I playfully yelled at him like, "WTF dude!"

Quoting Mother of Broccoli.:" I'm so creepy and just read this whole thread   Last time I had sex, he tried to pick me up (I'm def ... [snip!] ... Then I got dropped on my ass hahaha. And later that same night, I farted right after he finished. I don't know him THAT well  "

lol love it. i hate when he tries to pick me up and carry me. reminds me of a nasty sex scene from Baby Boy

Quoting Beanie's Breeder:" HMMM when me and my ex first started dated, we came home from a party, and were super horny but we had ... [snip!] ... and he was like man that slid in easy... looked down and i had my period. i was bleeding every wwhere it was so horrible lol"

ahhhhh! what did he do?

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" I've shared this on bg before. I pooped, diarrhea, on my hubs on accident whilst fornicating. it was ... [snip!] ... it happened the only thing I said was "I pooped on you" and nearly died laughing as I ran, butt hole clenched, to the bathroom"

Oh my gosh.... I cant even imagine! lol

The first time I had sex with my current SO, I unexpectedly got my period during. When we turned the lights on after, his bed was a bloody mess.

Quoting J+D=4:" ahhhhh! what did he do? "

honestly?? he was like smurf it lets finish and take a bath lol.... i was grossed out but he said oh well, i already have blood on there (we didnt use a condom) soooo.... why stop now lol.

Quoting Derpy Hooves:" The first time I had sex with my current SO, I unexpectedly got my period during. When we turned the lights on after, his bed was a bloody mess."

yeahhhhh that is the worse lol. but i bet anytime u got ur period after it didnt seem like such a bad idea lol