re: AWKWARD sexual moments?

Quoting Mommy of a giggler!:" (he'd kill me if he knew I put this on here lol) We made a deal - he gives me an ACTUAL massage, like ... [snip!] ... trying to be sexy, or that he admitted to just putting on random underwear that he found, not knowing where they came from lol"

OMFG hhahahahahahahahhahahaha HILARIOUS.    

<blockquote><b>Quoting Barfy McVomitron:</b>" I've shared this on bg before. I pooped, diarrhea, on my hubs on accident whilst fornicating. it was ... [snip!] ... it happened the only thing I said was "I pooped on you" and nearly died laughing as I ran, butt hole clenched, to the bathroom"</blockquote>




Omg I'm dying of laughter right now!

Quoting ♫ boobook ♫:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Mommy of a giggler!:</b>" (he'd kill me if he knew I put this ... [snip!] ... underwear that he found, not knowing where they came from lol"</blockquote> I'm belly laughing! Oh, that's funny  "

I'll be honest, I laughed so hard I pee'd a little when it happened lol

Ugh I don't know what psychopath told guys they would look sexy in something, but they should be sacked. I have seen some pretty horrific things from guys trying to wear something sexy for woman and it's just...bad bad times

When I still lived at home with my mom and brother they had 2 cats. When my bf would come over for the weekends we’d always get it on and he’d finish and tie up the condom and put it in my garbage, usually wrapped in toilet paper. Every time, without fail, I’d come home and discover my garbage bin knocked over and pieces of condoms on the floor, under the bed. It really grosses me out to think my cats were eating the contents and PLAYING with them. Really awkward for wherever the pieces ended up in my mom's house -___- Hopefully the cats didn't eat them.

most awkward moment for me was recently over christmas time
my boyfriend was in town and i was on top of him like all into it
and his 4 year old son comes running into the room
he goes "daddy why aren't you guys wearing any clothes"

i was MORTIFIED.

boyfriend goes "we are just trying to pick out what to wear today"

i died.

then he freakin walks out and apologizes to him lol.
"sorry bud" hahhaa.

Quoting Mommy of a giggler!:" (he'd kill me if he knew I put this on here lol) We made a deal - he gives me an ACTUAL massage, like ... [snip!] ... trying to be sexy, or that he admitted to just putting on random underwear that he found, not knowing where they came from lol"

I just died laughing and shared with DH hahahaha!!!

LOVE IT
 

My SO gave me a high five once...right after we did the deed like we were good pals who just won some sort of sport game.

A couple years ago SO and I were having sex in a car that my friend was driving (it was an odd situation, but the friend didn't know) and he said he really had to pee and I was about to get off and I was think I said something like, "I don't care, don't stop even if you pee in me." How nasty is that?! He didn't obviously but that was so awkward I can't believe he had sex with me after that ahhaha.

I'm so creepy and just read this whole thread  
Last time I had sex, he tried to pick me up (I'm def not skinny) and he carried me around the room and knocked my head into some shelf thing, which caused me to kick my leg, which knokced over a chair with all this stuff on it   Then I got dropped on my ass hahaha. And later that same night, I farted right after he finished. I don't know him THAT well  

bahahah! I logged off last night, but I should have stayed on. I didn't know all of these hilarious stories were going to be posted. I just about died and DH has been looking at me like I'm a psycho!

Quoting melindapple:" I think a lot of my pregnant sex with DH was awkward, period. No specific stories, there was just this huge belly in the way with out child hanging out in it."

I can soo relate to this!

Quoting Cheeks mom:" One time SO had just finished, was still inside me and said "sup smurf?" I don't even know.... Lol?"

I literally LOLed and my Dh looked at me in a weird fashion. Bahaha.

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" I've shared this on bg before. I pooped, diarrhea, on my hubs on accident whilst fornicating. it was ... [snip!] ... it happened the only thing I said was "I pooped on you" and nearly died laughing as I ran, butt hole clenched, to the bathroom"

OMG Hilarious!!!!!

Quoting Mrs. Reynolds:" Ahh also, one that was way more awkward. We live literally next door to my mom. I was busy one day and ... [snip!] ... silence. Then he burst out laughing and I thought I was going to die of embarrassment. Couldn't look at my mom for days lol"

I can't stop laughing!

I've been so drunk twice that I have just passed out on DH. Once when I was on top and another time when I was giving him a blow job, yes that's right I passed out mid blow job with his dick in my mouth   He was just like "Hmmmm..... Hello?! Are you seriously sleeping?!" I actually remember waking up from that one with a jolt and being all like "What are you talking about? Of course I wasn't sleeping, I can't believe you would say something like that!!" lol