re: AWKWARD sexual moments?

Quoting J+D=4:" ROFLMAO>>> I am dying here..."

I was laughing so hard I was crying. it was hilarious. man, I'm glad I'm married to him...anyone else might have been very upset

<blockquote><b>Quoting Mommy of a giggler!:</b>" (he'd kill me if he knew I put this on here lol) We made a deal - he gives me an ACTUAL massage, like ... [snip!] ... trying to be sexy, or that he admitted to just putting on random underwear that he found, not knowing where they came from lol"</blockquote>



OH MY GOSH!! Seriously. I am DYING. That is hilarious!!

Quoting Tiger Lily ♥:" Bahahahaha. Whenever DH pulls all the way out and goes back in, air goes in.....So when I stand up, the most horrible sound comes out. It's not awkward for either of us, but it's smurfing hilarious."

same happens to me. I'm not embarrassed anymore..

another one that I don't think is too embarrassing now, but back them I was mortified:

when we were 16, having sex on hubby's leather couch (the den was made into his bedroom, and there were no doors), we are getting into it and out of nowhere my MIL pops up and asks if I am hungry for anything other than her son... WTF?! "Ummm... no, thanks..."

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" I was laughing so hard I was crying. it was hilarious. man, I'm glad I'm married to him...anyone else might have been very upset"

yeah I told hubby yours and he said "I love you, but I'd probably punch you in the face.. or at least stay the hell away from your ass..."

Quoting J+D=4:" another one that I don't think is too embarrassing now, but back them I was mortified: when we were ... [snip!] ... it and out of nowhere my MIL pops up and asks if I am hungry for anything other than her son... WTF?! "Ummm... no, thanks...""

  Well thats pretty odd lol. I dont know how I would've responded to that one.

Quoting J+D=4:" another one that I don't think is too embarrassing now, but back them I was mortified: when we were ... [snip!] ... it and out of nowhere my MIL pops up and asks if I am hungry for anything other than her son... WTF?! "Ummm... no, thanks...""

omg, I would've been mortified.

I remember when SO and I were 15, I was giving him head on the couch upstairs and after I had finished I remember his mom walking out of her room behind us, I wasn't sure if she had been in there the whole time or had walked by during the process and neither of us noticed.

Quoting Kimber's Mommy:" having sex right after high school graduation with my then boyfriend. at my parents' house, in my room. ... [snip!] ... channel." THEN... the most horrible sex ever occured, i faked my first orgasm, then lied about how good it was. lmao."

Lmaooo....reminds me of how this dude told me he was going to "beat it up" and then whipped out the smallest dick I ever saw lmfao!!   

Quoting Soon 2B Mom of 2:"   Well thats pretty odd lol. I dont know how I would've responded to that one."

yeah she was really not a maternal figure when he was growing up. she's better now that she's grandma.. but yeah... awkward...

Quoting ❥ Meℓi:" Lmaooo....reminds me of how this dude told me he was going to "beat it up" and then whipped out the smallest dick I ever saw lmfao!!   "

  
I hate that expression, "beat it up"

Quoting J+D=4:" yeah I told hubby yours and he said "I love you, but I'd probably punch you in the face.. or at least stay the hell away from your ass...""

in my defense, I told him I was sick, not to move me around...he didn't listen. lol

Quoting ❥ Meℓi:" Lmaooo....reminds me of how this dude told me he was going to "beat it up" and then whipped out the smallest dick I ever saw lmfao!!   "

hahahaha makes me feel bad for him...

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" in my defense, I told him I was sick, not to move me around...he didn't listen. lol "

hubby said "eh, fair point..."

Only one I can think of at the top of my head are one time me and three friends and I went to the pier. One guy I had know since 5th grade and we just graduated and I really liked him. We end up smurfing on the picnic table, and ended up on the ground.. Our other friends were like..Walking around the pier and showed up during our romp and were like Umm., and just walked away..haha.


Another was with DH and me.. We weren't married yet. But we were messing around and he hadn't had sex in like 7 years... He said he just wanted to stick it in for a minute ( no idea why) , but he only had it in for like not even a minute and I got off. I don't know if I was just so super horny or what but it was embarrassing..


Oh, and queefing is the worst..lol

Quoting Devil's Advocate:" Right after sex, while I was peeing, DH let out the most raunchy fart ever and said "that could've been ... [snip!] ... could've been bad, I've been holding it the whole time." Then I farted while peeing and he says "We were made for each other.""

Hahahahahahaha