Quoting Nathaniel'sMom:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Vodka Knockers:</b>" Must be my personality. That man has seen ... [snip!] ... your only option. At least if you tell him the truth it won't possibly wreck your relationship in the future like you stated."I feel soooo uncomfortable right now.
Quoting Supafly★:" Some guys go after girls, just because they can. Plain and simple. DH's best friend and his brother ... [snip!] ... to my second son....who I was BFing around the clock...and I had an episiotomy. Ugh. Gross. Some guys are just such pigs. "I'm really starting to believe that.
Quoting lolajessup:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Vodka Knockers:</b>" I'm really starting to believe that. I ... [snip!] ... it's seriously upsetting my stomach, I feel nauseous."</blockquote> Sorry I cant stop laughing at the tattoo!!! "Imagine seeing it. Him and DH were comparing tattoos and he jerks his shirt off and just looked so proud. I was sitting there thinking "Why...Just why? Why the smurf would you call yourself that, much less have it permanently etched into your skin?" The tattoo alone just ruins any type of sexual thought I could have ever had towards him, not even counting the fact I have a lot of respect and fondness towards his wife.
Quoting lolajessup:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Vodka Knockers:</b>" Imagine seeing it. Him and DH were comparing ... [snip!] ... fondness towards his wife."</blockquote> Now I'm just expecting to hear he has kiss this tattooed across his ass haha"Honestly, I'm thinking it'd probably be more along the lines of Willie Nelson. But I could probably imagine him having that, rather easily. I wouldn't want to know about it, but I could see it being accurate.
Quoting Vodka Knockers:"
Quoting Supafly★:" I mean, both DH's friend and the brother's wives are much shorter and fatter than me. I'm not the most ... [snip!] ... either. I think I weigh more than him....and I'm 120lbs lol. And LOL @ that tattoo. It sums everything up right there lol."And it's funny to think I see so many memes online about women being smurf cheaters.
Quoting Vodka Knockers:" And it's funny to think I see so many memes online about women being smurf cheaters. I just feel uncomfortable. ... [snip!] ... all I did to provoke this in any way, shape, or form was keep DH's cell phone tonight lol. I wish I'd just left it with him."
Quoting Mrs. Reynolds:" I have never been high enough to randomly ask someone if they wanted to smurf :-S not sure that is a valid excuse. And I would hope not if he was the one home with the kids"Oh no, he was driving home from work, which isn't much better if he was high. I know he smokes marijuana recreationally, as I used to get my marijuana that I use for medicinal reasons (Keeps me off of Vicodin, Xanax, and Seroquel XR) from him.