re: seeeex

Early morning

I am sexually tapped out on "new things"

I used to dress up. Not too much now that I'm all fat.

I've never given DH a lap dance, but I've given many. I used to be a stripper. Lol.

Quoting EBF*JB:" - When do you normally like to have sex? (preferably) Night time, morning, afternoon etc. - Is there ... [snip!] ... dance? (something I want to do, but for some reason get super shy and don't go through with it... years into marriage.. haha)"

I hate dressing up... no thank you. I only like lap dances from girls. I had my first three way recently (knock that off the bucket list....yey for being single) and I like sex anytime I'm actually into someone...which is rare. lol

Quoting ~Mrs.SoldierBoy~:" -Usually night time. - This is going to sound really lame but I've been wanting to watch porn with DH ... [snip!] ... don't ever dress up in a role playing kind of way. - Yes, I've given a lap dance but I feel kinda awkward when I'm doing it lol"

You could just put it in one day  

Quoting EBF*JB:" You could just put it in one day  "

My biggest reason is if I just turn it on, I don't want him to be like "why are you watching this?" and kind of embarrass me, ya know? I don't want it to ruin the moment.

Quoting Commander Shepard:" Early morning I am sexually tapped out on "new things" I used to dress up. Not too much now that I'm all fat. I've never given DH a lap dance, but I've given many. I used to be a stripper. Lol."

Psshhh then you should give him one! You're probably pretty good lol

<blockquote><b>Quoting EBF*JB:</b>" Psshhh then you should give him one! You're probably pretty good lol"</blockquote>



No. I was a stripper when I was 18 and freaking hot. Now I'm 24, close to 300lbs, and have not aged well. Lol.