re: Blow Jobs and TTC

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" can I have him cum in my butt and immediately go to my mouth then to my vagina? does the order matter?"

Yes it has to be mouth --> vag --> butt. It's called the MVB method.

Quoting HotMom21ERF:" nah. order doesnt matter. we usually go, vagina, mouth, butt . in that order."

That's probably why you don't have triplets.  

Quoting Amelia Margaret:" That's probably why you don't have triplets.  "

damnit!! now we have to change the rotation

Quoting HotMom21ERF:" nah. order doesnt matter. we usually go, vagina, mouth, butt . in that order."

Ladies Anal sex has nothing to do with fertility and should be reserved for special occasions like you period and his birthday.

Otherwise the poopies can infect your ute and then your baby with be stuck next to poo for 9 months!

Quoting Pregnificent:" Ladies Anal sex has nothing to do with fertility and should be reserved for special occasions like you ... [snip!] ... period and his birthday. Otherwise the poopies can infect your ute and then your baby with be stuck next to poo for 9 months!"

omg. i think i love you .

Quoting HotMom21ERF:" nah. order doesnt matter. we usually go, vagina, mouth, butt . in that order."

I'm not really into vaginal though. I like butt to mouth

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" I'm not really into vaginal though. I like butt to mouth"

OMG don't do that. Conjoined twins.  (((((

Quoting Pregnificent:" Ladies Anal sex has nothing to do with fertility and should be reserved for special occasions like you ... [snip!] ... period and his birthday. Otherwise the poopies can infect your ute and then your baby with be stuck next to poo for 9 months!"

every time I do butt secks I deliver a healthy brown baby immediately after. every time

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" I'm not really into vaginal though. I like butt to mouth"

butt to vag. now that is disturbing. i did butt to mouth once. i was drunk.

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" every time I do butt secks I deliver a healthy brown baby immediately after. every time"

/dead

Quoting Amelia Margaret:" OMG don't do that. Conjoined twins.  ((((("

party pooper...oh snap!

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" party pooper...oh snap!"

 

Quoting HotMom21ERF:" butt to vag. now that is disturbing. i did butt to mouth once. i was drunk."

lol we've all done shameful things. all of us. I accidentally pooped on my hubs once. I had a sick tummy. told him not to jostle me around too much. he didn't listen. and I pooped on him.

Quoting HotMom21ERF:" /dead "

it had corn in it

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" lol we've all done shameful things. all of us. I accidentally pooped on my hubs once. I had a sick tummy. told him not to jostle me around too much. he didn't listen. and I pooped on him. "

i farted once while we were doing it doggy style.