re: Blow Jobs and TTC

OMG funniest thing I've seen in a while! I'm actually tearing up lol. Thanks alot OP, my daughter is asking me if I'm ok hahaha

Somewhere along my TTC journey I was told that saliva is a spermicide. I don't know if there's truth to that.

As to swallowing pre-cum, no. Pre-cum has a more concentrated sperm count so it's better in you down there than in your mouth.

Good luck.

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" good hair conditioner too. and prevents stomach cancer"

u smurffin me?

Quoting HotMom21ERF:" u smurffin me?"

lol totally

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" lol totally"

damn you. i just had SO cum all over my hair.

Quoting HotMom21ERF:" damn you. i just had SO cum all over my hair."

it's good for preventing strep throat too. get it all the way in the back.....no, deeper than that....yea...right there baby...........oh yea. yea yea.................................good girl

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" it's good for preventing strep throat too. get it all the way in the back.....no, deeper than that....yea...right there baby...........oh yea. yea yea.................................good girl"

LOL!!!

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" it's good for preventing strep throat too. get it all the way in the back.....no, deeper than that....yea...right there baby...........oh yea. yea yea.................................good girl"

LMAO!!! you could SO be a dude. lol

Quoting HotMom21ERF:" LMAO!!! you could SO be a dude. lol"

my hubs says "good girl" and it creeps me right the f out. and he does that creepy pervert pleasure face. ugh.

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" my hubs says "good girl" and it creeps me right the f out. and he does that creepy pervert pleasure face. ugh."

totally weird!!! mine just kind of....moans? lol im good with that

Quoting HotMom21ERF:" totally weird!!! mine just kind of....moans? lol im good with that"

I'll put it this way, if the cops ever came to my door to tell me my hubs was a suspect in hooker murders, I'd totally be like " yup, you got the right guy. no doubt." he's such a creepo in bed.

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" it's good for preventing strep throat too. get it all the way in the back.....no, deeper than that....yea...right there baby...........oh yea. yea yea.................................good girl"

If you swallow and then right after he ejaculates again in your vagina you will get pregnant with twins. Triplets if you do anal but three consecutive loads can be a little hard for the average guy.

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" I'll put it this way, if the cops ever came to my door to tell me my hubs was a suspect in hooker murders, I'd totally be like " yup, you got the right guy. no doubt." he's such a creepo in bed. "

lol!!!!

Quoting Amelia Margaret:" If you swallow and then right after he ejaculates again in your vagina you will get pregnant with twins. Triplets if you do anal but three consecutive loads can be a little hard for the average guy."

can I have him cum in my butt and immediately go to my mouth then to my vagina? does the order matter?

Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" can I have him cum in my butt and immediately go to my mouth then to my vagina? does the order matter?"

nah. order doesnt matter. we usually go, vagina, mouth, butt . in that order.