I'm slowly dying, help me!

Seriously what the smurf is wrong with me?

I'm exhausted
I'm bloated
I'm crampy
My boobs are sore
My kidney hurts
I have chills
I was dizzy half the day, and shaky
and I am one cranky bitch

How long has this been going on?

You're constipated and your Aunt Flow is getting ready to visit?


 

Quoting WhY bOtHeR:" How long has this been going on?"

Over a month. The kidney pain, and dizziness started today though.

Quoting Drippy Hairymuff:" You're constipated and your Aunt Flow is getting ready to visit?  "

I wish. I've been smurffing like crazy. I was never a regular pooper, but now I'm going daily like clock work.

You have caught the flu?

Maybe you have a kidney stone? I would get checked out.

If its been going on that long you really need to go get checkefd out. Something could be seriously wrong with you.

Quoting Binky ♡:" Maybe you have a kidney stone? I would get checked out."

It doesn't feel the same as the last time, so I'm crossing my fingers. I can't afford another surgery.  

Quoting whitney ♥ ainsley:" I wish. I've been smurffing like crazy. I was never a regular pooper, but now I'm going daily like clock work. "

I tried calling my husband to see if he could give me a quick diagnosis, but he must be busy today. He didn't answer.

You think it could be a UTI?

I have had one bad enough to where I doubled over in pain.

Quoting Drippy Hairymuff:" I tried calling my husband to see if he could give me a quick diagnosis, but he must be busy today. ... [snip!] ... be busy today. He didn't answer. You think it could be a UTI? I have had one bad enough to where I doubled over in pain. "

I had my urine tested a few weeks ago and it was negative.

Quoting whitney ♥ ainsley:" I had my urine tested a few weeks ago and it was negative. "

Does your urine have a foul smell to it? Is it cloudy? What color is it?

A test a couple of weeks ago doesn't really mean anything if the kidney pain started just recently.

Quoting Drippy Hairymuff:" Does your urine have a foul smell to it? Is it cloudy? What color is it? A test a couple of weeks ago doesn't really mean anything if the kidney pain started just recently. "

Nope, no, it's yellow-clear

Quoting whitney ♥ ainsley:" Nope, no, it's yellow-clear"

  I really wish my husband would call me back. He could offer some insight on it. I can only offer insight on things I have been through  

Does it by any chance feel like the organs in your abdomen are swollen?

Like if you sit down, you feel the pressure of them compressing against each other, and when you stand up it feels like they drop?

<blockquote><b>Quoting whitney ♥ ainsley:</b>" Over a month. The kidney pain, and dizziness started today though. "</blockquote>




Doesnt sound good why dont you call your doc hun?