Anyone else feel like they are using their husband??

So this past week my DH and I have been going at it (To help speed up labor)...It goes something like this...

"You ready? I need yo spermmmmmm"

"Yea I'll be right there, how we doing it this time?"

"What other way is there? I mean let's be real, this is business"

"Hahaha, your right..let's go"

BAHAHAHAHAHA...No joke...it's pure business, but we both have fun with it..hahaha

lol I would sometimes yell "PUT A BABY IN MEEE!" at mine LOL he didn't mind though, we weren't trying TOO hard, it was rather unexpected when it happened because it's been years and nada lol

But sometimes when he would try to sex me I'll sigh all heavily and flop on the bed and go "fine..just get it over with quickly!" lol

you are not ttc are you? it says your due date is January 30. It Seems that you making it a chore more than anything. Dont plan it let it happend seduce him or something. Sorry if I am not getting what you are trying to say.

Quoting WhY bOtHeR:" you are not ttc are you? it says your due date is January 30. It Seems that you making it a chore more ... [snip!] ... more than anything. Dont plan it let it happend seduce him or something. Sorry if I am not getting what you are trying to say."

no, she is pregnant trying to get dilation/labor going.

i'm the same way, but the last time was kind of awkward and it took him a while to cum and i was getting nauseous.

Is the sperm for making a baby go in there or trying to help a baby come out? ;)

Quoting WhY bOtHeR:" you are not ttc are you? it says your due date is January 30. It Seems that you making it a chore more ... [snip!] ... more than anything. Dont plan it let it happend seduce him or something. Sorry if I am not getting what you are trying to say."

Oh Goodness no, sorry...I'm 38 weeks and we are trying to get this baby out..hahahaha I should have clarified...I'll fix that  

Yep! We'd get kids settled and I'd grab him and lead him to the bedroom and say "come on come on we have a small window to make this baby. Hurry up get ur pants off and let's smurf so u can make dinner".   he didn't care he got laid like once a day or every other day- more than he got in a yr.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Tara M.:</b>" Oh Goodness no, sorry...I'm 38 weeks and we are trying to get this baby out..hahahaha I should have clarified...I'll fix that  "</blockquote>



See yeah. That's what I was figuring. Randomly I would be like "hey let's go try and soften that cervix and bounce this baby down a little further. We were having sex 3 times a day the last week. I was also horny as hell. O.o

Quoting JiLLiAN.:" no, she is pregnant trying to get dilation/labor going. i'm the same way, but the last time was kind of awkward and it took him a while to cum and i was getting nauseous."

I get that sometimes too..the sick feeling. I'm like uhhh your making me sick..hurry up. Bahaha, he wants baby out as much as I do and he asked my doctor what he could do to help with the labor process and doc told him sex so he has been a pro. Haha

Quoting Tara M.:" Oh Goodness no, sorry...I'm 38 weeks and we are trying to get this baby out..hahahaha I should have clarified...I'll fix that  "

oh lmao I know people is going to say that this doesnt work but do alot of walking and squatting exercises and hope that helps you hun.

Quoting *Mary Moon*:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Tara M.:</b>" Oh Goodness no, sorry...I'm 38 weeks and we are ... [snip!] ... and bounce this baby down a little further. We were having sex 3 times a day the last week. I was also horny as hell. O.o"

Hahaha yea sorry....

He got me a birthing ball the other day and we started making video's we are actually having a lot of fun with this whole thing...I had a big horny streak at like 36 weeks but it's gone and since he feels this is his only way to contribute I let him at it...haha poor guy. Love him!

Lol I never did, but SO wouldn't have sex with me because he thought I was.

Quoting WhY bOtHeR:" oh lmao I know people is going to say that this doesnt work but do alot of walking and squatting exercises and hope that helps you hun."

Yea I've been on this site long enough to handle the bitch fest that comes with these posts....i just ignore it...everyone has their own way of doing things..it's not like they have to have sex with my husband ya know...and not to brag but if your 38 weeks pregnant and still getting it...more power to ya! hahaha ;P It's all fun...

Quoting Tara M.:" Yea I've been on this site long enough to handle the bitch fest that comes with these posts....i just ... [snip!] ... ya know...and not to brag but if your 38 weeks pregnant and still getting it...more power to ya! hahaha ;P It's all fun..."

 

Here, maybe a little mood music will help