omg!!!

So I've heard of women's sex drive upping during pregnancy... well... put it to you this way: I've been getting into fights wirh DH bc he seems to want to masturbate more than even touch me. He says "I get sore" which I'm sure it does but still. It makes me feel a little bad when he goes and masturbates like six times in two days, while I'm damn near dry humping him all the time he's home. I say something, and here we go. I'm putting words in his mouth and yada yada. There goes my mood, right? He just doesn't seem to understand... while I'm sitting here playing with him, sometimes I'd like for... you know. But he rarely does it. And the sexual tension is about to make me just say screw it and rape him in his sleep. (He definitely doesn't understand where I'm coming from... smh) gahhh I'm so tired of feeling like I'm kinda being pushed away and like he'd rather get himself off than anything else. I sound so selfish, I know but smurf. I want some fun damn it. -_- sorry... had to rant somewhere.

You arent being selfish, he is. How the smurf is sex making him more sore than beating his meat? Especially 6 times in two days holy crap no wonder he's sore! Put a cage on that dick >.>

He's being selfish. If he's so sore he should lay off jerking off so much. No reason to jerk off when your partner is ready, willing, and practically begging.

Quoting Unique Mama:" You arent being selfish, he is. How the smurf is sex making him more sore than beating his meat? Especially 6 times in two days holy crap no wonder he's sore! Put a cage on that dick >.>"

omg.. too many funnies in that post I can't even wrap my head around them  

I do think it's weird that he is masturbating when he has a willing partner right next to him.

Exactly! My husband wishes I'd do that crap LOL I feel bad because I've had no sex drive for the last..year  

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Lock it up, keep the key. lol

Quoting Unique Mama:" You arent being selfish, he is. How the smurf is sex making him more sore than beating his meat? Especially 6 times in two days holy crap no wonder he's sore! Put a cage on that dick >.>"

LOL!!  
6 times in 2 days holy cow!

Quoting Unique Mama:" Exactly! My husband wishes I'd do that crap LOL I feel bad because I've had no sex drive for the last..year   http://www.bdsm-gear.com/cb6000.html Lock it up, keep the key. lol"

LOL again......

Quoting Unique Mama:" You arent being selfish, he is. How the smurf is sex making him more sore than beating his meat? Especially 6 times in two days holy crap no wonder he's sore! Put a cage on that dick >.>"

Well, there is a slight nother reason if you get what I mean. I'm a bit... tight? But seriously. I've talked to him about it. "Well baby sometimes I want to do more than have sex..." I just look at him and think... "hmmm... you could always play with me!!!" Sheesh. Seriously. :-( makes me feel bad like I'm not enough. He says I am but damn. According to him, there's been days that he's gone and masturbated even after having sex. Well thanks for the ego boost, hubby.

Tell him if he wants it more penis friendly he has to beat a trail through it.

Another thing he does... he makes up excuses. Wanna know my favorite one??? "Baby, I gotta get up and get ready for work!" As he lays there for another 20 minutes. Smh

I'd promptly rip the blanket off him, shove him off the bed and demand he get out so you can handle business since he won't man up and do it. Questioning their manhood almost always results in angry sex.

Quoting Unique Mama:" I'd promptly rip the blanket off him, shove him off the bed and demand he get out so you can handle business ... [snip!] ... out so you can handle business since he won't man up and do it. Questioning their manhood almost always results in angry sex."

Lmao omg I have to try that!!! Lol