need fast way to lose water weight-!!!HELP!!! Bloated

The base is closed, so I can't go and pickup any pill-form diuretics .My period is almost done now,  I have been sick and have been drinking a bunch of water to flush the illness out of my system and am retaining a TON of water and Adam comes home from Iraq tomorrow. 
Anyone have any ideas??????
It has to be stuff I can find around my house as everything is closed.


Thank you!

I don't have any suggestions for the water weight, but yay for Adam coming home tomorrow!!!

Bow chicka wow wow!!! haha

caffiene can be a dieretic!

i dont know about what else though.

Eat nothing but watermelon.. Seriously you will pee like crazy and there is no sodium to make you retain more water

Drink a 1/2 an oz of water for every lb you weigh it will show your body there is no need to retain water and you can drop it pretty fast. (which is strange you are RETAINING if if you have been drinking a lot already its usually the opposite so IDK if this will help

Quoting James' Mommy:“ Drink a 1/2 an oz of water for every lb you weigh it will show your body there is no need to retain water ... [snip!] ... is strange you are RETAINING if if you have been drinking a lot already its usually the opposite so IDK if this will help”

maybe b/c of medicine, idk.....I am at the end of my period too. I forgot to add that in there. I started on June 2

Quoting i_am_star:“ I don't have any suggestions for the water weight, but yay for Adam coming home tomorrow!!! Bow chicka wow wow!!! haha”

I second that.  

sweat? lol

Lame you are about to start you period and he comes home tomorrow! Damn periods lol. I have no Ideas Im just so excited that you get to see him tomorrow!  

Nevermind lol I didnt see that you are almost off, I thought you are about to start hehe

put on sweats n sweater n run around sweating like crazy lol idk

Quoting Shannon ♥s Nevaeh:“ Lame you are about to start you period and he comes home tomorrow! Damn periods lol. I have no Ideas Im just so excited that you get to see him tomorrow!  ”

no, I am about to finish it.

Remember Buff, where ever sodium goes, water follows...you need to sweat!!

On, I also was told by a friend that was a swimsuit model that before a shoot, she would drink a cup of warm water and that would help with bloating...I have no idea how but she claimed it worked. 

Quoting Angie the Redneck:“ Remember Buff, where ever sodium goes, water follows...you need to sweat!! On, I also was told by ... [snip!] ... she would drink a cup of warm water and that would help with bloating...I have no idea how but she claimed it worked. ”

It's 1030PM!  AT NIGHT to be redundant!  
How am I supposed to sweat now?  

O shit...you and your damn German time zone....

Put on a bunch of cloths and run in place or run up and down the stairs!