What if a guy's penis is too big?

I've been dating this guy for a few months and we "tried" to have sex for the first time last weekend. The problem is that when he underdressed, I nearly fainted. He has a giant schlong of death. I mean it has to be like 11 inches and thick. We tried to do it but it just hurt too damn much. What can we do? We already tried a ton of tube.

Quoting Soccerchicka:" I've been dating this guy for a few months and we "tried" to have sex for the first time last weekend. ... [snip!] ... be like 11 inches and thick. We tried to do it but it just hurt too damn much. What can we do? We already tried a ton of tube."

Damn!   I'm of no help, sorry.. But I must find a giant shlong of death!

LOL @ Giant shlong of death. Best description I've heard all day

<blockquote><b>Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:</b>" Damn!   I'm of no help, sorry.. But I must find a giant shlong of death!"</blockquote>



Lmao

Oh my!

Lots of foreplay?
I didn't think Giant Schlong's of death really existed!

Maybe just do a lot of foreplay to get you prepared for it? And lots and lots of lube lol. I wish DH had a giant shlong of death! LOL.

Holy moley is all I have to say. In my head I'd be thinking you want to put that where!

Oh, wow.

Slow and steady wins the race on this one, I'd say.

So my Bf is asian and I totally believed the stereotypes of them having small peens....first time we had sex I almost died it was huge lol.

I know how you feel

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" Damn!   I'm of no help, sorry.. But I must find a giant shlong of death!"

this is what im saying!

OP... go slow, dont be a pussy, pain is pleasure, im sure once its in you will like it just gotta goooo slooooow..


i had sex with a guy with a massive dick before... twice. thats how i learned i could squirt....lol just do it.... my SO is not small by any means (8.5in) but if he was like 1 inch a bigger a bit thicker it would be perfect

LMAO @ giant shlong of death!! Try going slow or getting him to not go in all the way?!

I'm sorry but I can't stop laughing at giant schlong of death lol

Ouch. Your cervix may be poked.   He has to ease into it, for sure.

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" Damn!   I'm of no help, sorry.. But I must find a giant shlong of death!"

    LMAO

SO is well endowed & we had slight issues at first but it took a few times for things to not hurt a little. You just gotta work with him on it.