re: Wedding Disaster

Quoting *Super*Mom*:" <blockquote><b>Quoting ℳonster's ℳom:</b>" I feel so bad for your friend. ... [snip!] ... Highlight of the evening is when her boob made an appearance out on the dance floor."</blockquote> No way, wtf lol"

haha, yes way.



You can tell how "happy" she was on that day by the look on her face

<blockquote><b>Quoting Dean Winchester:</b>" umm... i spelled brisket wrong on my menu board... and my dj played the same 10 songs over and over ... [snip!] ... not super bad though and we had a tent, thank goodness but it didnt seem all that bad.... but her day just sounds horrid  "</blockquote>




My FIL started drinking before the wedding and got so drunk he passed out in the car at.the end of the night.

Quoting ℳonster's ℳom:" haha, yes way. You can tell how "happy" she was on that day by the look on her face "

lmfao. thats the same dress i used in my JOP wedding
bwhahah
but i wore a bra.
a strapless low cut one lol

I wanted a bar and DH's parents were all snotty about it. From the sounds of it though maybe I'm lucky we didn't have one. Would have been nice to have been able to have a drink at my own damn wedding, though. We had wine you could buy per glass but it was disgusting because it was too expensive lol. I like cheap wine.

Quoting Mama MacGyver*:" My drunk MIL stole the microphone from the DJ and spent 5 minutes talking about how much of a jerk my ... [snip!] ... used to circumcise him with, on a necklace she insisted I wear. DH was so mad at her! I feel so sorry for your friend!!!"

I'm sorry that must have been mortifying but it's also so ridiculous its hilarious.I hope you wore that necklace. lol

<blockquote><b>Quoting Dean Winchester:</b>" umm... i spelled brisket wrong on my menu board... and my dj played the same 10 songs over and over ... [snip!] ... not super bad though and we had a tent, thank goodness but it didnt seem all that bad.... but her day just sounds horrid  "</blockquote>




Laughing my ass off super hard at his vows

Quoting Dean Winchester:" lmfao. thats the same dress i used in my JOP wedding bwhahah but i wore a bra. a strapless low cut one lol"

Did YOUR boob pop out? lol

I went through three wedding albums to find this picture, but this was the picture taken RIGHT before her boob fell out.

<blockquote><b>Quoting ℳonster's ℳom:</b>" haha, yes way. You can tell how "happy" she was on that day by the look on her face "</blockquote>




Omg! Ima die...wtf!!!!

The best man also hit on me all night..... he's engaged. He got in my bed and she found us there. He then told me if he wasn't in his "situation" 4 month old son an all.. that he'd move to my town and "Date me".... she is friends with his fiance and is really pissed about...both of them are. I feel so horrible. I told her nothing happened but I still am at fault in my own eyes. Smurf like that NEVER happens to me and I am a very loyal person so I feel disgusted.

Quoting ℳonster's ℳom:" I went through three wedding albums to find this picture, but this was the picture taken RIGHT before her boob fell out. "

LOL!!!!

my step mother decided to go up to all my friends and said look at sarah she is to drunk to look after her kids mind you i dont drink and when my besty told me what she said i was pissed off
oh also the evil woman turned up in a ugly dress with her saggy monkey tits hanging out too and in front of hubbys friends flopped them out and said look at my titty tattoo, then turned around to me and was like i must be hot as glenns friends are hitting on me that had me laughing

Quoting Sarah-louise Powell:" my step mother decided to go up to all my friends and said look at sarah she is to drunk to look after ... [snip!] ... my titty tattoo, then turned around to me and was like i must be hot as glenns friends are hitting on me that had me laughing "

ewwwww

<blockquote><b>Quoting Is that still my name?:</b>" The best man also hit on me all night..... he's engaged. He got in my bed and she found us there. He ... [snip!] ... but I still am at fault in my own eyes. Smurf like that NEVER happens to me and I am a very loyal person so I feel disgusted."</blockquote>




He got in your bed? How the f did he manage to do that?! What a dick

Quoting Is that still my name?:" Did YOUR boob pop out? lol"

yeah when it was supposed to...
lol in my hotel room with hubs that night
lmao.