re: XXX

A few years ago, I was standing outside with my son, ex husband, mom, dad, and two sisters, and I was holding my sister's horse for her. I'm absolutely PETRIFIED of bees, and one flew down my shirt and into my bra. I let go of her horse and ripped off my shirt and tore my bra like the Incredible Hulk. As if it weren't bad enough that they all saw my boobs, when I ran into the house, both of my brothers and three of their friends were standing by the window and had seen the whole thing haha.

A friend and I had just gone to get my McD's paycheck  and I told him I wanted to cash it so he took me to the bank. I go in stand in a ridiculously long line , cash it and get out. As I go to sit back down in the car he busts out laughing. After a good minute of waiting for him to quit it long enough to clue me in on what was so funny, he tells me I had ripped my pants and my whole ass cheek was hanging out.
Looking back now, I'm glad I had a nice butt at 17 and wasn't wearing granny panties but it took almost a year to get the nerve to go back in. I utilized that drive-thru for a LONG time hahaha

When I was in high school I was flirting with some boy as he was walking me to class I missed a step and FLEW down a flight of stairs, breaking my back pack and my ego. He smiled and said "yeah I gotta go"...we never talked again.

After I got my gallbladder out I stupidly went out to eat with my dad and mindlessly ate some of my dads french fries which was a bad move. After lunch we went for a drive and I started to get really sick really fast and before I could get the words pull over out of my mouth I puked all over the car, all the while I was pooping my pants. It was the worst thing that ever happened to me lol.

Quoting ℳonster's ℳom:" When I was in high school I was flirting with some boy as he was walking me to class I missed a step ... [snip!] ... my mouth I puked all over the car, all the while I was pooping my pants. It was the worst thing that ever happened to me lol."

bahaha at least it was with your dad.... 

Before I had a kid! I was super broke and I had to go to an office Xmas party. So I sold plasma early in the day to go. You're not supposed to donate on an empty stomach. I couldn't afford food first, so I lied and said I ate. I felt awful, but I soldiered on and got a haircut after, and a lunchable to feel better. It was too late. Even after the lunchable I was still sick from donating on empty. I got to the party in this nice ass cocktail dress, walk in the front door, and projectile vomit all over the guy's back in line ahead of me, all in my hands, and on the floor. Not on my dress though! I ran outside of this 4 star hotel puking, and dropped my handful of puke on the patio, tried to wash my hands in the snow, and went home.

People at work had thought I pre-drank and showed up loaded.

Quoting Derpy Hooves:" Before I had a kid! I was super broke and I had to go to an office Xmas party. So I sold plasma early ... [snip!] ... on the patio, tried to wash my hands in the snow, and went home. People at work had thought I pre-drank and showed up loaded."

oh gosh that's horrible...