Quoting ℳonster's ℳom:" When I was in high school I was flirting with some boy as he was walking me to class I missed a step ... [snip!] ... my mouth I puked all over the car, all the while I was pooping my pants. It was the worst thing that ever happened to me lol."
Quoting Derpy Hooves:" Before I had a kid! I was super broke and I had to go to an office Xmas party. So I sold plasma early ... [snip!] ... on the patio, tried to wash my hands in the snow, and went home. People at work had thought I pre-drank and showed up loaded."