Quoting Thisperyears:" I'm not a photographer myself but I have enough photographer friends that I found this funny, I bet a ... [snip!] ... this funny, I bet a lot of you can relate!ETA: What are some of the ridiculous things you've had said to you as a photographer?"
i hate the "you can photoshop that out, right?" question. at least if its something that is like way way extensive.
and the "can you remove your watermark on FB" nope, not happening.
i also have been asked by clients to come to birthdays...as a guest...and bring my camera...they were serious about that...