Not married people vs married

I like when my non married friends act like certain things ONLY happen when you are married.
Uhh dude... you JUST bitched about having the same argument a couple weeks ago.
"that's why I'm never getting married" Yeah okay....


The argument I'm having with DH right now... He was supposed to leave work at 5... he text and said he was leaving
GUESS WHO I SmUrfING JUST CALLED AND HE IS HANGING OUT AT WORK?!
Yeah smurfer... I make you smurfing dinner and have it sitting on the table for you. I'm glad it's cold you ass muncher... It's smurfing inconsiderate as smurf. He just does whatever, and goes whenever he feels like, sitting hanging out with his friends like it's no big deal
BUT IF I DID IT, if I was a second later than what I said I would get my ass chewed out and guilt tripped the entire week about it. but I'm just supposed to get over it when he does it.

I wish I could melt people with my eyes... because he would be a smurfing puddle when he walks through that damn door.


Another logic he has...
the longer he puts off coming home to me mad... the less angry I will be
we have been together 4 years... and you know the longer I stew on something... the more of a smurf I am. But in his man brain that is like a goldfish brain... he seems to forget that every waking moment of his life



Okay I feel better now  

"I wish I could melt people with my eyes... because he would be a smurfing puddle when he walks through that damn door."

Can I use this the next time dh and I get into it ? I effin LOVE THIS!

lock his ass out tell him to go eat and stay at his friends house. If DH did that to me i would be pissed you best believe i would be locking him out.

Quoting Prestige Worldwide!:" "I wish I could melt people with my eyes... because he would be a smurfing puddle when he walks through that damn door." Can I use this the next time dh and I get into it ? I effin LOVE THIS!"

of course  
I said it to him in a different context last night when he told me "my mouth wasn't on bed rest"
I said... I wish I could smurfing kill you with my eyes...

Quoting InkDMomma:" I like when my non married friends act like certain things ONLY happen when you are married. Uhh dude... ... [snip!] ... man brain that is like a goldfish brain... he seems to forget that every waking moment of his life Okay I feel better now  "

Men *sigh* I'd let him eat it cold, I wouldn't even let him use the microwave. But I'm a meanie, haha. You get cold food for being a jerk and not coming home when you said you would, you wanted to hang out with your friends fine but now your dinner's cold. Suck it up buttercup, haha.

Quoting Peyton'sMommy♥:" Men *sigh* I'd let him eat it cold, I wouldn't even let him use the microwave. But I'm a meanie, haha. ... [snip!] ... when you said you would, you wanted to hang out with your friends fine but now your dinner's cold. Suck it up buttercup, haha."

I'm tempted to hide the microwave lmao

Quoting InkDMomma:" of course   I said it to him in a different context last night when he told me "my mouth wasn't on bed rest" I said... I wish I could smurfing kill you with my eyes..."

I had to laugh at both comments. his and yours. I could see my dh having enough balls for those two seconds to get that out and as soon as he says rest saying "I'm sorry I didn't mean that" lol. I would tell him that his mouth isn't on bed rest either and he can try to do it himself lol

My boyfriend does the "I'll be right back" and is gone for an hour + and he gets back and I'm like "where the smurf were you?!" He says he went for a walk. And I get so smurfing mad because he can't just simply tell me "hey I'm going for a walk I'll be a while" I got really pissed last time and locked the door on him because he left his keys, made him sit out there for half an hour. Then he came in and I ripped him a new one and I was so mad I told him if he does it again I hope that's when I go into labour and he misses it because both of our phones are broken right now. Men are dicks, but he does really nice things too sometimes.

<blockquote><b>Quoting InkDMomma:</b>" of course   I said it to him in a different context last night when he told me "my mouth wasn't on bed rest" I said... I wish I could smurfing kill you with my eyes..."</blockquote>



Lol when my husband says some smurf like that I slap him then remind him "you do understand you have half a million dollars over your head and my dad has tons of acres... Dont tempt me"


Men. ._.

I like being married. When my hubby proposed to me at first I really wanted to say no. I was in the mindset that marriage was just a piece of paper and a more expensive breakup. I liked having "freedom". Our anniversary is this Saturday, celebrating 2 years married and 5 years together. I am very happy I chose to get married no matter how many times we have the same argument. Marriage and parenting were not meant to be easy and the challenges I face everyday is hard. But when you really love someone, it's totally worth it.

Quoting InkDMomma:" I'm tempted to hide the microwave lmao"

Lol, I would so do it. But I'm evil.   Don't let me make you dinner and try to make it so you get a nice dinner then you just decide to come home whenever you feel like it.

o.O perhaps I should have read the entire post. lol!

<blockquote><b>Quoting InkDMomma:</b>" I'm tempted to hide the microwave lmao"</blockquote>

I would but I'm a vindictive bitch  

Quoting InkDMomma:" I'm tempted to hide the microwave lmao"

I read this to DH and he said he would just use the oven because it heats better >.< but thought your DH had balls for his comment last night lol

That would piss me off, like so bad.  

SO did that to me last week, every single pay day they finish early, 6PM rolls around and he isn't home, so I thought "smurf you, I'm going to have a glass of wine" who rolls in at 6:30PM drunk off his face, trying to cover it? oh yes, him.

They did finish early, but the idiot was with his work mates drinking, for about 3-4 hours.   it's pay day today, and I have a feeling the same smurf will happen today, smurfing men, hate them sometimes.