Quoting Prestige Worldwide!:" "I wish I could melt people with my eyes... because he would be a smurfing puddle when he walks through that damn door." Can I use this the next time dh and I get into it ? I effin LOVE THIS!"
Quoting InkDMomma:" I like when my non married friends act like certain things ONLY happen when you are married. Uhh dude... ... [snip!] ... man brain that is like a goldfish brain... he seems to forget that every waking moment of his life Okay I feel better now "
Quoting Peyton'sMommy♥:" Men *sigh* I'd let him eat it cold, I wouldn't even let him use the microwave. But I'm a meanie, haha. ... [snip!] ... when you said you would, you wanted to hang out with your friends fine but now your dinner's cold. Suck it up buttercup, haha."
Quoting InkDMomma:" of course I said it to him in a different context last night when he told me "my mouth wasn't on bed rest" I said... I wish I could smurfing kill you with my eyes..."
Quoting InkDMomma:" I'm tempted to hide the microwave lmao"
Quoting InkDMomma:" I'm tempted to hide the microwave lmao"I read this to DH and he said he would just use the oven because it heats better >.< but thought your DH had balls for his comment last night lol