How Do I Pick?

My step sister asked me to help her pick between the 3 names she has picked out for her son. I wish there was a none of the above option.  

1.Kanomi Dashawn Martin,
2.Kanoni Tyre Martin
3.Garioun Tyre Martin

how...ghetto.

Bwaaha....

I would just say, "Uhm, I don't know! I can't pick between them!"


.....then I wouldn't be the smurf for telling her they sucked.

I guess I would pick #1..? I don't want any child having the name Tyre...like..I don't even know what's going on with that.

Quoting Colt's mommy:" I guess I would pick #1..? I don't want any child having the name Tyre...like..I don't even know what's going on with that."

lol right!  

Would it be too rude to tell her that I think you can be "unique" without going crazy with it? That kid is going to be made fun of in school when people can't even pronounce his name. And it's going to be annoying having to tell people over and over how to say it

...yea I would go with the old its just to hard to decide thing and besides if you pick one and she hates it she gets to blame you...
make her flip a coin or something like that and blame it on faith

#1 is truly not that bad so I would tell her that LOL

Can I pick none? They are horrible.