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re: I'm bad in bed. =/

posted 9th Jan
Oh SO also likes when I wrap my legs around his back during missionary. Or I wrap them up with his legs.
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I have 2 kids & 1 angel baby & live in Beaverton, Michigan
posted 9th Jan
I agree with everyone, start with the blow job, and always play with his balls. They love that. You don't have to suck them, just cup them, tug and squeeze on them a little bit. It will be appreciated. And someone else said reverse cowgirl, that's good too, it'll feel good for you and he'll love the view.
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I have 3 kids & 1 angel baby & live in Michigan
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posted 9th Jan
69 me and DH love it.

http://www.cosmopolitan.com/
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posted 9th Jan
Things I like (and unfortunately my wife doesn't really do):

- blow jobs
- woman on top
- instructions (tell him/demand what YOU want. "harder" "slower" "I want you to cum", tell him where to come, tell him and/or push him into different positions)
- tickle the ball area

Sadly, my list of things I like in sex is mostly populated by things my wife doesn't/won't do.
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I live in California
posted 9th Jan
Quoting Burs92447:" Things I like (and unfortunately my wife doesn't really do): - blow jobs - woman on top - instructions ... [snip!] ... - tickle the ball area Sadly, my list of things I like in sex is mostly populated by things my wife doesn't/won't do."


that's a pretty mild list...my husband says I'm a drag cuz I won't pee on him or give him a blumpkin, or do atm or put pop bottles in my butt.....says all other wives are nice and do what their husbands want, says I'm mean.....I wish my hubs had such a reasonable list as yours lol
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I have 4 kids & live in Glen Burnie, Maryland
posted 9th Jan
Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" that's a pretty mild list...my husband says I'm a drag cuz I won't pee on him or give him a blumpkin, ... [snip!] ... other wives are nice and do what their husbands want, says I'm mean.....I wish my hubs had such a reasonable list as yours lol "

haha

Yeah, I'm not into much of the crazy stuff. I've never tried anal, and don't have any real interest in trying, other than just to see what it's like.

Although, I might like it if my wife tried using some kind of anal toy on me.
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I live in California
posted 9th Jan
Quoting Burs92447:" haha Yeah, I'm not into much of the crazy stuff. I've never tried anal, and don't have any real interest ... [snip!] ... trying, other than just to see what it's like. Although, I might like it if my wife tried using some kind of anal toy on me."

I won't touch my husband's b hole for nuthin . *leans in and whispers* that's where poop comes from  
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I have 4 kids & live in Glen Burnie, Maryland
posted 9th Jan
Quoting Barfy McVomitron:" I won't touch my husband's b hole for nuthin . *leans in and whispers* that's where poop comes from  "

I don't blame you. That's most of the reason I'm not interested in trying.
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I live in California
posted 9th Jan
Quoting Burs92447:" I don't blame you. That's most of the reason I'm not interested in trying."

my hub doesn't care. he always messes with my butt hole. he's a dirty old man. I had the misfortune of marrying a man who is turned off by nothing. he'll take anything he can get. he just doesn't care. I could be hairy and stinky and he'd be just as willing to enjoy himself as if I were balded up and fresh as a daisy.....in some ways I suppose that's good. I don't have to reach very high to meet his standards lol
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I have 4 kids & live in Glen Burnie, Maryland
posted 9th Jan
<blockquote><b>Quoting Barfy McVomitron:</b>" my hub doesn't care. he always messes with my butt hole. he's a dirty old man. I had the misfortune ... [snip!] ... up and fresh as a daisy.....in some ways I suppose that's good. I don't have to reach very high to meet his standards lol"</blockquote>

Same here haha. But he doesn't expect me to do Some of those things in your other reply haha
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I have 2 kids & 1 angel baby & live in Beaverton, Michigan
posted 9th Jan
<blockquote><b>Quoting Burs92447:</b>" haha Yeah, I'm not into much of the crazy stuff. I've never tried anal, and don't have any real interest ... [snip!] ... trying, other than just to see what it's like. Although, I might like it if my wife tried using some kind of anal toy on me."</blockquote>


Don't try it cause then you'll become obsessed like my SO haha.
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I have 2 kids & 1 angel baby & live in Beaverton, Michigan
posted 9th Jan
My SO likes reverse cowgirl because he says the view is awesome. But his absolute favorite is when i'm on top but i'm not on my knees. My feet are flat on the bed, one on each side of his torso. Put your feet in as close to his body as you can get them and let your knees fall open as wide as they can go. Put your hands on your knees or put them on his chest so you can get lip action in as well. but don't block his view.. move up and down super slow. Blows SO's mind every single time. He lasts like 5 minutes in this position, he says watching himself slide in and out is phenomenal. plus boobies are a'bouncin and your whole body is on view.

your legs will probably get tired, its quite a workout, so have your man put his hands under your ass to help you move.
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I have 3 kids & live in New Jersey
posted 9th Jan
Quoting lolajessup:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Burs92447:</b>" haha Yeah, I'm not into much of the crazy ... [snip!] ... tried using some kind of anal toy on me."</blockquote> Don't try it cause then you'll become obsessed like my SO haha."


oh God yes. giving in once is all it takes..then they want it all...the...time.
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I have 4 kids & live in Glen Burnie, Maryland
posted 9th Jan
Quoting lolajessup:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Burs92447:</b>" haha Yeah, I'm not into much of the crazy ... [snip!] ... tried using some kind of anal toy on me."</blockquote> Don't try it cause then you'll become obsessed like my SO haha."


oh God yes. giving in once is all it takes..then they want it all...the...time.
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I have 4 kids & live in Glen Burnie, Maryland
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