re: YEP i went there, I DID IT!

I leave window chalk stuff in my car. And write obscene smurf all over every single window and panel when I see cars like that next to mine. Like "I love it up the butt" and "I don't know how to park so this is my lesson" and smurf.
I would never key someones car, this is more fun for me.

NICE.

When I was REALLY pregnant with my son.. I'm talking about to pop I was shopping and came out and noticed some smurf parked so close to my car you couldn't even walk between them ON THE DRIVERS SIDE OF MY CAR.
SO my big ass had to climb over the passenger side to get to my seat. I took my house key off the key chain and the whole way backing out I scratched that smurfing car as DEEP as I could.
SmUrf people like that.

This is why these cards should be standard in any car.
Would save me the trouble of scratching a note into the side of their car   jkjk

Quoting Vivian [♥]:" I leave window chalk stuff in my car. And write obscene smurf all over every single window and panel when ... [snip!] ... butt" and "I don't know how to park so this is my lesson" and smurf. I would never key someones car, this is more fun for me."

I LOVE this idea! I think I'm going to talk my husband to getting some of this! Too many people can't freaking park, this would keep them in check haha

Quoting Vivian [♥]:" I leave window chalk stuff in my car. And write obscene smurf all over every single window and panel when ... [snip!] ... butt" and "I don't know how to park so this is my lesson" and smurf. I would never key someones car, this is more fun for me."

GENIUS. SO picking some window chalk up next time I go to WalMart.  

Quoting Thisperyears:" This is why these cards should be standard in any car. Would save me the trouble of scratching a note into the side of their car   jkjk"

OMG I LOVE THESE!!!

when I was 8months pregnant my SIL and I went shopping and some guy parked at an angle in straight style parking and it took 5 mins to get out of our spot. We left smurffy not with some nasty words in it for them lol.

Quoting Vivian [♥]:" I leave window chalk stuff in my car. And write obscene smurf all over every single window and panel when ... [snip!] ... butt" and "I don't know how to park so this is my lesson" and smurf. I would never key someones car, this is more fun for me."

  Love it.

Quoting Gizmo ♥ Bry:" I LOVE this idea! I think I'm going to talk my husband to getting some of this! Too many people can't freaking park, this would keep them in check haha"

I can't stand when people don't park right. How hard is it? You HAVE to see you parked terribly when you get out. You're just asking for it. I see trucks double parked allllll the time. That doesn't bother me as much, if someone parks too close to them there is NO WAY to get into their truck. But when I see like tiny ass honda civics parked double or crooked, it pisses me off. Like the easiest cars ever to park. Hell ya I write all over the car. And that stuff dries and sometimes takes a long time to wash off. SO they have to at least drive home like that with smurf written all over it. I'm sure some have gotten tickets for it, I don't know if it's legal to have cuss words and like "COCK" written all over your car  

Quoting Vivian [♥]:" I can't stand when people don't park right. How hard is it? You HAVE to see you parked terribly when ... [snip!] ... some have gotten tickets for it, I don't know if it's legal to have cuss words and like "COCK" written all over your car  "

We were going home from visiting my parents in Springfield, Missouri last year for Halloween, and on our way home, we stopped off at a mall and I went to go grab something inside while my 2 girls were in the car with DH. While I was in there, some lady pulled up in front of us, and put her car in NEUTRAL. She got out, and walked off and a few minutes later it rolled over and was being kept in place by our car. DH was furious! Could have totally used that chalk at that point hahaha.

If you can't park, park far away so you don't bother anyone. I hate it when people do that.

Someone parked half in a spot just today so I had to go the long way out of the lot. Ugh. Should have noted it!

At Disneyland cast members are supposed to be courteous and kind to one another and if you act obscene you get fired. So I had the same douche park so close to my car I couldn't even open the door 2 inches (btw I was 38 weeks pregnant) so I took a video of him pulling into the spot next to mine and I told him I was going to send this to his supervisor and he flipped off the camera and was like "IDFC IDGAF smurf disneyland smurf you you stupid bitch"
Douche was fired on the spot  

I avoid these situations altogether by parking as far from other cars as I can.

I also have had three cars tows from my assigned parking spot at my apartment complex. Three of the tows was the same person, and the fourth was a guy who sped up and pulled into my spot before I could so I double parked behind him and got his car towed.   

I have zero tolerance for that smurf.

Quoting Flag:" If you can't park, park far away so you don't bother anyone. I hate it when people do that. Someone ... [snip!] ... do that. Someone parked half in a spot just today so I had to go the long way out of the lot. Ugh. Should have noted it!"

 
When I started driving, I would park in the back of the parking lot. I couldn't park for smurf  

Quoting Gizmo ♥ Bry:" We were going home from visiting my parents in Springfield, Missouri last year for Halloween, and on ... [snip!] ... rolled over and was being kept in place by our car. DH was furious! Could have totally used that chalk at that point hahaha. "

I've seen stuff like that happen, sadly often. DH helped a couple once push this one old ass car off of theirs so they could get out. Then that car was in the middle of the aisle, but whatev, people could get out hahaha