Kids say that darndest things.....

So my 3-yr old is quite the character. Some of the things that come out of her mouth seriously just crack me up.

Like the other day she told me she was calling the police on me because I wouldn't give her a blue juice pouch..(even though she just had one).. LOL


And as of lately, anytime my daughter gets told no over something, she has been using the phrase, " OoooooH, PANTS!".

I'm not quite sure where she came up with that, but I am sure it's from a little yellow sponge that lives in a pineapple. Haha.



Tell me some of the hilarious things that's came out of your child's mouth...  

Right now everything is last week with Savannah.
"Savannah its time to take a bath"
No mommy I took one last week.

Savannah you need to pick up your toys
No I did it last week

While taking a bath one night.
Mommy remember when i was little and you went to the doctor and he (doctor was a she) pulled katy out of your butt. She was wet and messy and kind of blue.

My 2 year old keeps telling me "eat my butt" not sure where thy came from. But its hard not to laugh.

haha awww  
and i don't even know. haha, clara says ridiculous things every day  
still kinda cracks me up when she yells downstairs for "Jayyy-siiiin!"

Last night my 2.5 year old thought it would be hilarious to scream/sing "I want my gigabytes!" How she even heard that word, I have no idea.  

Oh, and another one I forgot to add.. is (and she got it from the movie BRAVE), my daughter will pull her pants down and shove her butt in her brother's face and say, "FEAST YOUR EYES!" Oh, lordy.... I am like that is so gross but kinda comical at the same time.

Quoting Uh-Nis-Uh [EBF]:" Last night my 2.5 year old thought it would be hilarious to scream/sing "I want my gigabytes!" How she even heard that word, I have no idea.  "

LOL.... Haha

Oh, the pants one made me giggle!

My girlie isn't old enough to start saying things like that yet, but my niece asked me one the other day...I breastfeed Abby, and had discreetly began to do it at her place. My niece has a younger sibling, so she knew I was feeding the baby, but she did still have to ask:

"Auntie, why do you have two boobs? Is one for the hot milk and one for the cold milk?"

I let my sister in law explain that one.

Quoting Colton's Butterfly:" Oh, the pants one made me giggle! My girlie isn't old enough to start saying things like that yet, but ... [snip!] ... why do you have two boobs? Is one for the hot milk and one for the cold milk?" I let my sister in law explain that one."

Bwhahahaha... brings a whole new meaning to tap, huh?.. LOL

Smart kid, though. All sinks have a hot and cold option..  

Jades loves, *smurfahontas*
She can't say *Poka-hontas*

I have no idea why it won't come out of her mouth right,

"momma I want long hair like Smurfahontas, and I was a racoon, and a, momma why u lauging"  

Yes i laugh its ok we'll get some extensions and a racoon lets not talk about her in public, whos ur other fav princess, or mickey lets just talk about him k???

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" Oh, and another one I forgot to add.. is (and she got it from the movie BRAVE), my daughter will pull ... [snip!] ... in her brother's face and say, "FEAST YOUR EYES!" Oh, lordy.... I am like that is so gross but kinda comical at the same time."

LMFAO

ah, i can't remember ! but LO is hilarious.

yesterday he put my jacket on and told me how well it fit him. then he ran upstairs in it, screaming "see ya, loser!"

later, after his million tantrums, i wanted to sit with him and jake to fold laundry and he goes "maybe you can do that at the table"

and when Jake was doing dishes the one day, he says "why isn't mommy doing that?"

I usually quote him on my facebook, I'll have to go look for some.

Do any of you ladies do or every think about writing all these little things down so you have them for the future and can just read them anytime and remember?

I keep meaning too, but have not.  

Quoting JiLLiAN.:" ah, i can't remember ! but LO is hilarious. yesterday he put my jacket on and told me how well it fit ... [snip!] ... dishes the one day, he says "why isn't mommy doing that?" I usually quote him on my facebook, I'll have to go look for some."

Haha.. I quote on FB a lot.. I should definitely look them up.

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" Do any of you ladies do or every think about writing all these little things down so you have them for the future and can just read them anytime and remember? I keep meaning too, but have not.  "

Same