re: Kids say that darndest things.....

Quoting JiLLiAN.:" Aw   I asked him yesterday when he was gonna start wiping his butt and he just doesn't care. He can ... [snip!] ... He can do it. He's just lazy. You should just tell her you'll do it for her from now on. Maybe she'll do it herself then."

When my nephew was 3 1/2-4 he would scream, "(insert name here) come wipe my butt!" from the bathroom. So my sister finally told him that he need to learn to do it before he started kindergarten, he said, "No I don't." So here is how the convo went after that.

Sister: "Then who's going to wipe it for you?"
Nephew: "My teacher will."
Sister: "No she won't, she isn't allowed and she can't wipe everyone's butt for them."
Nephew: "Then I will get my friends to do it."

So my DD is not old enough to say anything funny (she's 10 months), but my niece and nephew have said some funny things over the years.

When my nephew was 2 he would stand on the balcony of their apartment and yell down to EVERY girl "Hey Baby!"

When my nephew was discovering his body parts he as my sister, "What are these hangy ball things?" while grabbing himself. My sister said, "go ask your dad." so my nephew went to his dad and repeated the question, BIL's answer, "Go ask your mom." So my nephew went back to my sister and said, "What are these?" My sister said, "They are your testicles." My nephew without skipping a beat looked at her all happy and excited and replied, "MY test the girls!" LOL Will never forget that...glad I was visiting on that day.

My nephew asked if brown cows made chocolate milk.

When my nephew was 6 he asked my sister how babies are born (My sister's friend had just had a baby) so she said, "You know how sometimes when you poop it hurts real bad?"
Nephew: "Yeah"
Sister: "That's how they come out, but from a mommy's privates."
A week later my niece asked where babies come from and my nephew yells, "You don't want to know, they come out like poop!"

Quoting Lady Blumensh9:" When my nephew was 3 1/2-4 he would scream, "(insert name here) come wipe my butt!" from the bathroom. ... [snip!] ... "No she won't, she isn't allowed and she can't wipe everyone's butt for them." Nephew: "Then I will get my friends to do it.""

lmfao! smart kid.