re: Kids say that darndest things.....

Quoting JiLLiAN.:" lmao. i'm kind of more surprised that she doesn't flush and hide the evidence."

See, what's funny is when she pees, she immediately flushes or like if one of us is waiting and she's on it, she'll flush right away. I guess he thinks since pee is liquid she needs to wipe, but poo is not. But ewww....... I've been over this with her...

Quoting BαƚMαɳ:" LOL. LO bends all the way over to his toes and wipes his butt. That's the only way he knows how to do it LOL"

Awe, hey at least he gets the job done.. Haha

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" You know what scene I'm talking about, right?... LOL So embarrassing... I can just see it."

I know exactly which one...The old dude with the crazy hair who flashed the other two lords.

Quoting BαƚMαɳ:" LOL. LO bends all the way over to his toes and wipes his butt. That's the only way he knows how to do it LOL"

that's what LO does, but i have to wipe him. hands on the floor, ass in the air.  

Quoting Colton's Butterfly:" I know exactly which one...The old dude with the crazy hair who flashed the other two lords."

Haha.. yes.


For the longest time, we could not figure our where she got it from... and then one day.. BAM!

Quoting JiLLiAN.:" that's what LO does, but i have to wipe him. hands on the floor, ass in the air.  "

Bahahaha. Isaiah told me I am not allowed to see his peanut anymore, so he wipes himself and has started closing the bathroom door.

Quoting BαƚMαɳ:" Bahahaha. Isaiah told me I am not allowed to see his peanut anymore, so he wipes himself and has started closing the bathroom door."

nice of him. Carson runs around naked. he loves it. but then sometimes if i'm in the bathroom while he's peeing he's like 'get out!' chill little dude, i'm not looking.

Quoting JiLLiAN.:" nice of him. Carson runs around naked. he loves it. but then sometimes if i'm in the bathroom while he's peeing he's like 'get out!' chill little dude, i'm not looking."

Yeah Isaiah is so shy with his body he gets mad if I walk in on him getting dressed or anything like that   

Quoting JiLLiAN.:" nice of him. Carson runs around naked. he loves it. but then sometimes if i'm in the bathroom while he's peeing he's like 'get out!' chill little dude, i'm not looking."

Haha.. it's not like we haven't seen your little wankies a million times... LOL

DOH! I forgot another one!!




The other day we all went to Toy R Us so Evan could pick out something for his birthday with his birthday coupon. The boys head over to the boy section and me and A walk towards the clothing/baby section. I have a friend having a girl soon, so I wanted to see if I could find something cute.

And Amelia says.. "ahh.. I don't want to go to the baby section, and I ask "why?", I thought you wanted a baby sister, and she says, "YEAH, but I don't want a baby!"... with a little attitude... LOL

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" DOH! I forgot another one!! The other day we all went to Toy R Us so Evan could pick out something ... [snip!] ... ask "why?", I thought you wanted a baby sister, and she says, "YEAH, but I don't want a baby!"... with a little attitude... LOL"

ahaha well she told you! better not have any plans soon..  

I had to take my now 3 year old son to my prenatal appointment with me. Well, the doctor was checking my cervix at my 38 week and well this is what was said:

Emery: Umm.. What are you doing?!
Doctor: Well I'm checking to see how close you baby brother is to coming.
Emery: Uh, the baby is NOT in my mommas BUTTHOLE!!

The doctor nearly fell off his stool laughing.

Quoting Doodles mommy:" I had to take my now 3 year old son to my prenatal appointment with me. Well, the doctor was checking ... [snip!] ... baby brother is to coming. Emery: Uh, the baby is NOT in my mommas BUTTHOLE!! The doctor nearly fell off his stool laughing."

LMAO!! yes, that's what I'm talking about. Love it.

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" LMAO!! yes, that's what I'm talking about. Love it."

He's hillarious. Always coming up with witty things to say. Just last night he put my glasses on I said, "Emery, take my glasses off." he pulls them down on his nose a bit, looks me straight in the eyes, and says, "But, I'm hott!"

I have to keep the bathroom door open because my 2 toddlers will bang on the door until I open it. So my 2 year old would watch me pee and she'll clap her hands and say "yay mommy! you peed in the potty! "

When she just turned 2, I took them to the children museum. In the bathroom stall, Madi looked at me and yelled "mama! what happened to your penis?" lol