re: Kids say that darndest things.....

Quoting BαƚMαɳ:" LMFAO"

Yeah, it's really gross. Pat just laughs his ass off, and I'm like you're not gonna be laughing when we're in the middle of say smurfing WALMART and our daughter whips down her pants and sticks her ass in someones face and screams "FEAST YOUR EYES". Can you say DCFS anyone?... LOL

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" Yeah, it's really gross. Pat just laughs his ass off, and I'm like you're not gonna be laughing when ... [snip!] ... whips down her pants and sticks her ass in someones face and screams "FEAST YOUR EYES". Can you say DCFS anyone?... LOL"

HOMG   That would be hilarious!!

Quoting BαƚMαɳ:" HOMG   That would be hilarious!!"

Okay, I'll admit it's funny... LOL

But totally inappropriate and not very sanitary since she says she keeps forgetting to wipe her ass after she poops.   UGH

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" Do any of you ladies do or every think about writing all these little things down so you have them for the future and can just read them anytime and remember? I keep meaning too, but have not.  "

I just thought about that because of this. I hate not remembering. He is seriously hilarious.

My mom drinks Franzia in a box... We were at Olive Garden and LO wanted to know why the pop was locked up (it was wine) and I told him it was expensive and then a little while later I said we had to go get wine for grandma (but i meant MY gramma) and he just goes, "in a box?" SO and I died. I called my mom when we left and yelled at her for scarring my child.

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" Okay, I'll admit it's funny... LOL But totally inappropriate and not very sanitary since she says she keeps forgetting to wipe her ass after she poops.   UGH"

Carson screams "I'M DONE!" and if i don't come right away "what is taking you so long!?" & he has to look at his poop and exclaim how big it is.

Quoting JiLLiAN.:" I just thought about that because of this. I hate not remembering. He is seriously hilarious. My ... [snip!] ... MY gramma) and he just goes, "in a box?" SO and I died. I called my mom when we left and yelled at her for scarring my child."

Haha.. I remember you posting that. Kids see and remember everything, literally.. LOL

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" Okay, I'll admit it's funny... LOL But totally inappropriate and not very sanitary since she says she keeps forgetting to wipe her ass after she poops.   UGH"

OMFG   Blackmail stories are always the best kind!!

Quoting Jennybananna:" Right now everything is last week with Savannah. "Savannah its time to take a bath" No mommy I took ... [snip!] ... and you went to the doctor and he (doctor was a she) pulled katy out of your butt. She was wet and messy and kind of blue. "

i love how they have no concept of time. Carson's big thing lately is "what year?" and since there is still snow, "is it still christmas?"

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" Yeah, it's really gross. Pat just laughs his ass off, and I'm like you're not gonna be laughing when ... [snip!] ... whips down her pants and sticks her ass in someones face and screams "FEAST YOUR EYES". Can you say DCFS anyone?... LOL"

Oh, I'm just killing myself laughing here...I got Brave for Christmas (I like Princess movies, ok?) and found that part funny...but for a little kid to do that.

ROFL, I cannot stop laughing right now. My daughter was napping on me, and is now squaking, but I can literally not stop laughing at the Wal-Mart image.

Quoting JiLLiAN.:" Carson screams "I'M DONE!" and if i don't come right away "what is taking you so long!?" & he has to look at his poop and exclaim how big it is."

It's like we'll go to use the toilet and I look in there and there is little droplets of poop, but NO toilet paper. And I scream, "AMELIA, why didn't you wipe your butt?" And she says, "Sorry, mommy". Ugh, I can't get this girl to understand.

Quoting Colton's Butterfly:" Oh, I'm just killing myself laughing here...I got Brave for Christmas (I like Princess movies, ok?) ... [snip!] ... right now. My daughter was napping on me, and is now squaking, but I can literally not stop laughing at the Wal-Mart image."

my LO ruined the movie for me. He saw it with his nana (BD's mom) and told me RIGHT AWAY that the mom turned into a bear. I didn't see it until we rented it from redbox and he's just like "i told you she turned into a bear"

Quoting Colton's Butterfly:" Oh, I'm just killing myself laughing here...I got Brave for Christmas (I like Princess movies, ok?) ... [snip!] ... right now. My daughter was napping on me, and is now squaking, but I can literally not stop laughing at the Wal-Mart image."

You know what scene I'm talking about, right?... LOL So embarrassing... I can just see it.

Quoting JiLLiAN.:" i love how they have no concept of time. Carson's big thing lately is "what year?" and since there is still snow, "is it still christmas?""

Right. She is still running around telling everyone Merry Christmas.

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" It's like we'll go to use the toilet and I look in there and there is little droplets of poop, but ... [snip!] ... And I scream, "AMELIA, why didn't you wipe your butt?" And she says, "Sorry, mommy". Ugh, I can't get this girl to understand."

Aw   I asked him yesterday when he was gonna start wiping his butt and he just doesn't care. He can do it. He's just lazy.

You should just tell her you'll do it for her from now on. Maybe she'll do it herself then.

Quoting JiLLiAN.:" my LO ruined the movie for me. He saw it with his nana (BD's mom) and told me RIGHT AWAY that the mom ... [snip!] ... mom turned into a bear. I didn't see it until we rented it from redbox and he's just like "i told you she turned into a bear""

Oh, that's a bummer girl. Yeah, the kids watched Frankenweenie the other day when I was at work... and then they wanted to watch it with me.. .and my son was like, "Mommy, the dog dies!!"

I wasn't too upset, since I kinda already knew that, but I let on that he didn't need to be telling anyone anything in case they haven't seen the movie yet.