Do you have rules in your home?

If so, what are they? What are some good rules to have for a 3 and 2 year old? I haven't really "set" any rules in my house and I think now is a good time to start. So ideas?!  

1) Keep your hands and feet to yourself.
2) Clean up what you mess up.
3) Keep food and drink in the kitchen.
4) No screaming.
5) No bad words.

The main rule in my house besides don't kick each other's assees is don't eat or drink outside of the kitchen.

No running, stay out of the kitchen, clean up toys... Simple. Lol

no toys in the loungeroom
lol
our place is way too small

Quoting Captain Obvious:" The main rule in my house besides don't kick each other's assees is don't eat or drink outside of the kitchen."

How did you enforce that rule? Constantly making them go back to the kitchen?

My rules for my two year old:
No climbing on the table
No getting under the kitchen sink
No dumping out the cat food/water

That is about it. For now at least 

My son is 3 and I have a lot  

For example..

No dumping out toy bins and just scattering dozens of toys all across the floor. Take out a couple and actually play with them, not just destroy the playroom.

Stay seated and eat dinner and no getting up until he's asked.

Quoting Kimber-lily:" No running, stay out of the kitchen, clean up toys... Simple. Lol"

Even when eating and drinking? Or just when they're not eating and drinking?

I have a three year old.

No running, please and thank you, get clothes ready for bed before shower, rubbish in the bin, plates in the sink, ask may i please be excused before leaving the table, wash herself in the shower, water the flowers, keep her room tidy

It doesn't always happen but usually she does all of the above every day

Quoting I♥MyTots:" How did you enforce that rule? Constantly making them go back to the kitchen?"

yeah basically. lol i don't want them getting juice or food on my new carpets and couch...they totally destroyed our last couch with their food and drinks  

<blockquote><b>Quoting I♥MyTots:</b>" If so, what are they? What are some good rules to have for a 3 and 2 year old? I haven't really "set" any rules in my house and I think now is a good time to start. So ideas?!  "</blockquote>




I have a 25 month old... food and drinks stay in the kitchen (other than water with a lid), no jumping in the tub, if someone is cooking, we play away from the kitchen, no bathroom without an adult, no outside without an adult, please/thank you/excuse me are required, we ask in a nice voice (no screaming when we want something), no hitting or kicking, no laundry/dishes without an adult... that's all I can think of. He mostly sticks to the rules, but he's only 2 so, ya know...

We have one rule - Respect Everyone.

Quoting Captain Obvious:" yeah basically. lol i don't want them getting juice or food on my new carpets and couch...they totally destroyed our last couch with their food and drinks  "

Our carpet is RUINED!!!!!!!! I don't even know if I'm going to be able to clean it. It's probably going to have to be replaced. I'll be enforcing that rule now! If you look at my OP you can see I'm making a list.  

Oh and no going in the kitchen and eating and drinking at the dining table

Quoting I♥MyTots:" How did you enforce that rule? Constantly making them go back to the kitchen?"

I have the same rule and I ask them to take it back the first time and if it comes out again I take the cup back to the kitchen and say "if you want to drink this, then drink it in here. If not I will put it away for later."