Quoting Mercy Lily Smith:" I'm 35 weeks today, and would just like someone to help me out with what too expect for the first month of having a baby. I really don't know what to expect!"
First thing to expect is little to no sleep on the best of nights...expect your relatives to go insane. Expect your friends to go insane. Expect a lot of casseroles and visitors. Expect to get really, really annoyed with people always wanting to hold your little one.
Expect to feel like you got pounded open with a jackhammer for awhile...I've heard that people feel no sex drive with their partners. Can't speak to that one. Expect for your girls to get gnawed on a bit, although it doesn't hurt with no teeth.
Expect for your whole world to change, and to find that you have a whole new purpose beyond anything you can ever imagine. Good luck Mama! It is tough, but so worth it.
Oh, and expect to become an expert diaper changer. Seriously, you'll get really good at it.