Oi Vai! Men...

So, sent husband on an errand for onions (making tuna sandwiches) he stopped over at the in-laws and my MIL offered him some "Green Onions" aka scallions...my husband calls me "Well, I don't have to go get the onion." I'm a little confused and ask "Why?" he replies back, "My parents are giving us green onions!" I sigh and then say "No, you still need to get the onion. Green onions aren't the type of onions I want." He replies "It's an onion just green." facepalm...dear lord...

 
Dh does the same kinda crap and then he wonders why I don't want him going grocery shopping for me.

Quoting Snotface♫[usmc]:"   Dh does the same kinda crap and then he wonders why I don't want him going grocery shopping for me. "

lmfao. yeah...this is why mine isn't allowed anywhere near the kitchen unless he's getting a soda or something.

Quoting .:ANIMAL:.:" lmfao. yeah...this is why mine isn't allowed anywhere near the kitchen unless he's getting a soda or something."

I get all stressed when mine tries to cook anything other than food for himself or eggs.    

Quoting Snotface♫[usmc]:" I get all stressed when mine tries to cook anything other than food for himself or eggs.    "

lmao. Mine's the same way, I'm slowly training him but I like to keep an eye on him when he's cooking for the family. He's worse than my two year old. lmao

Quoting .:ANIMAL:.:" lmao. Mine's the same way, I'm slowly training him but I like to keep an eye on him when he's cooking for the family. He's worse than my two year old. lmao"

See, mine is a great cook and used to be one years ago at a good restaurant where he used to live. I'm just weird about him being in the kitchen.

actually, sounds better in tuna than a straight up onion.

Then again, my tuna has a smurf load of lemon juice, ranch, mayo and tomato.

Quoting Devil Duckie:" actually, sounds better in tuna than a straight up onion. Then again, my tuna has a smurf load of lemon juice, ranch, mayo and tomato. "

lmao. I just LOVE onions. lol I'll eat them in sandwiches alone if I'm alone, but I'm weird like that.

Quoting .:ANIMAL:.:" lmao. I just LOVE onions. lol I'll eat them in sandwiches alone if I'm alone, but I'm weird like that."

my 4 yo will snatch them off the cutting board.

weirdo's!  

Quoting Devil Duckie:" my 4 yo will snatch them off the cutting board. weirdo's!  "

lmao. yeah, my kids hate them, but I CRAVE them. I think it might be a deficiency, but it's fine by me...they taste lovely, and clean your body of bacteria.