Ohhh SO, you're a charmer.

I'm a couple weeks late so naturally SO has been freaking out. Before we tested and got a negative, he was trying to rationalize why my period would be late. Well, after some "research" this is what my lovely boyfriend came up with.

SO: I was looking online at it says that your period could be late for a lot reasons!
Me: (Knowing this information already) Oh yeah? What'd you come across?
SO: The internet says if you gained any weight then that could make it late.
Me:   Are you saying that I gained weight?!
SO: Well, maybe with the holidays you gained a couple pounds...
Me: (My anger is obviously building at this point) Oh ok. So I look like a gained a "couple pounds"?
SO: Uh..... No! I mean, it doesn't look like it. Or maybe since we've been eating ice cream a lot. That could make you gain weight!
Me: Just stop talking, David.

This man will really charm the pants right off you. Poor guy doesn't know when to shut up.

Quoting ♥ pinkman:" I'm a couple weeks late so naturally SO has been freaking out. Before we tested and got a negative, he ... [snip!] ... Me: Just stop talking, David. This man will really charm the pants right off you. Poor guy doesn't know when to shut up."

Sorry but that made me LOL! Guys are so clueless sometimes! haha

Quoting Kay Peezy:" Sorry but that made me LOL! Guys are so clueless sometimes! haha"

Aren't they? I was like just please spare me your explanations hahaha

Lol. So does smurf like that too.

AF was 18 days late for me two cycles ago, I was so pissed at her. Then she has been right on time now.

Quoting ♥ pinkman:" Aren't they? I was like just please spare me your explanations hahaha"

Haha my husband and I have conversations about this often. I have to explain that there IS such a thing as TMI in relationships!!  

Lmao that's men for ya.

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Lol

LMAO! My husband always gets caught up like that too. I usually don't get mad because I know he sucks at explaining stuff. If it ever had to do with my weight I'm sure I would be pissed though! lol

My husband told me the other day he didn't want me to lose any of the baby weight because then we would be in the same weight class so we could wrestle 

Quoting ♥ pinkman:" I'm a couple weeks late so naturally SO has been freaking out. Before we tested and got a negative, he ... [snip!] ... Me: Just stop talking, David. This man will really charm the pants right off you. Poor guy doesn't know when to shut up."

he was trying to be helpful =/

I always get SO in that trap. He will say something and I will go "So what, you calling me fat?!" and he will go "Wait, what? No, you've lost heaps of weight!" to which I reply "Oh what are you saying now, that I have the body of a prepubescent? Sick freak".

We like to smurf around with each other a lot  

Quoting Kam and Nick's momma:" My husband told me the other day he didn't want me to lose any of the baby weight because then we would be in the same weight class so we could wrestle "

Men... Can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.

I just loled and read it to joe and he was like...oh boy

Quoting Elliot Grace's Mama:" I just loled and read it to joe and he was like...oh boy"

Hahaha, I'm glad I can entertain!