Slice your banana

The reviews are so funny. LOVE the first one!
http://www.amazon.com/dp/B0047E0EII/ref=tsm_1_fb_lk

I thought this was more funny... 86 people needed directions. lMFAO.



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Mine didn't come with instructions, so I'm returning it. ”
Pen Name | 86 reviewers made a similar statement

I thought the reviews were hilarious.. if I found it at the dollar store I would buy it, don't judge me :p

haha yeah i love the reviews.
one of my favs
When a burgler came to my house I was tempted to reach for the butcher knife in the kitchen, but instead I grabbed the 571B banana slicer. I told the burgler..."I'm gonna slice your nanner" and he ran in a terrible fright. Thank you 571B banana slicer for saving my home and possibly my life.

"I have severe ADHD and before the 571 I could never complete the task of slicing an entire banana without wandering off.
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Anyway, only problem now is that I have OCD and there are banana-slice marks everywhere. No one visits me. I have marks on my chest that look suspiciously like the 571 pattern. Also, my cat is missing her tail, but I don't think it was me."

LOL

Quoting Chloe's Mommy 8.26.2012:" "I have severe ADHD and before the 571 I could never complete the task of slicing an entire banana without ... [snip!] ... on my chest that look suspiciously like the 571 pattern. Also, my cat is missing her tail, but I don't think it was me." LOL"

haha good one.

After three weeks of trying, my husband and I could not get pregnant on our own. We visited a medicine doctor and became pregnant soon after taking some herbal vitamins. Nine months later, I delivered 18 healthy babies. As they began to be able to eat table foods, I was more than pleased since nursing them was rather time consuming. With bananas topping out at $0.24 per pound, providing them each with their own banana became a financial burden.

During a late night feeding for the children, I discovered the Hutzler 571b on Amazon. As soon as I saw it, I realized that it could quickly and easily accommodate our large family size. Instead of individual bananas, we now provide our children with a single slice each. No more buying bananas by the bushel.No more banana peels filing up on compost pile. No more throwing away half eaten bananas.

Thank you Hultzer for creating such an amazing product!

That one is pretty cute too.

Quoting Chloe's Mommy 8.26.2012:" After three weeks of trying, my husband and I could not get pregnant on our own. We visited a medicine ... [snip!] ... more throwing away half eaten bananas. Thank you Hultzer for creating such an amazing product! That one is pretty cute too."

haha