ADVISE FOR LABOR ?????

this is my first child and i would like to know what to expect??? when it comes to labor and the procedure and after labor??

The procedure? What procedure?

Intense pain. Followed by a baby.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Lizplustwo:</b>" Intense pain. Followed by a baby. "</blockquote>


Haha. Doesn't have to be intense pain!

Expect pain, lots of hands up your vagina, crying, blood, and being tired as hell.
That's about it  

Quoting Lizplustwo:" Intense pain. Followed by a baby. "

LOL this cracked me up.

idk what advice to give you, obviously what I did didn't work during labor (I ended up with a stupid c section). But labor itself is pretty painful. And yes, you can poop while in labor (since a lot of new moms wonder/ask).  

Quoting ♥ Mrs. S ♥:" LOL this cracked me up. "

 

Haha. OP, it would probably help if you could come up with more specific questions. Maybe look into a birthing class if you're really clueless.

Since the account was removed minutes after this was posted, I'm not putting too much stock in this being a serious question. But, just in case, read Ina May's Guide to Childbirth. Then try Spiritual Midwifery. Every childbearing woman should read a book by Ina May Gaskin.

Quoting Lizplustwo:" Intense pain. Followed by a baby. "

 

What procedure?

& it depends on the person. I have read tons of labour stories, some of which were very painful, some of which only a little bit, some that actually orgasmed (forgot what it's called, it's possible but um... yea... awkward lol). Some that last days, some half an hour (like my friend)

A waitress came and sat at our table about a week before I gave birth. She looked at me, looked at my belly and asked "Would you like some advice about giving birth?"
I said sure. She said "Just push like your taking the biggest smurf of your life."
No joke, her words were going through my head the entire time I was pushing.

Quoting Cat Abbott:" Since the account was removed minutes after this was posted, I'm not putting too much stock in this being ... [snip!] ... Ina May's Guide to Childbirth. Then try Spiritual Midwifery. Every childbearing woman should read a book by Ina May Gaskin."

this has been going on for days, it's a real person.

& yes I've read that book by Ina May, it's amazing

Quoting Cat Abbott:" Since the account was removed minutes after this was posted, I'm not putting too much stock in this being ... [snip!] ... Ina May's Guide to Childbirth. Then try Spiritual Midwifery. Every childbearing woman should read a book by Ina May Gaskin."

That's a glitch, it's happening with all new accounts.

Peanut butter, unicorn giggles, and lots, [I mean lots] kittens.