WTF do you do in there!?!?!

Anytime my son ( 4 years old) is going to the bathroom ( mostly number 2) he spends SO long in there and does the dumbest smurf.

EVERY single damn day he knocks over or breaks my potted plants and I dont even GET how.

Just now I had to go in there and vacuum and repot a couple of them.
He like dances and smurf while sitting on the toilet and makes things fall.

Seriously kid... poop and get the smurf on.. you are driving me NUTS

Maybe he has mind powers.    

Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:" Maybe he has mind powers.    "

I wish I did so I could knock his ass off the toilet lol

He's in there right now like making gun noises and I can see the pictures on the wall shaking

LOL

If my son is anything like his father, he'll be the same way. My DH will take his Ipad in with him, and he'll be in there for 30 to 45 minutes. Who knows if he's trying to poop, or had pooped and he's just hovering over his own smurf, typing up work emails and reading the news.

DD & DS sit in there like they're pottying then they smurfing get into my make up and smurf as soon as I leave the room  

Last year when SS was 5 he squirted alllllllll of the toothpaste into the sink.

lol! My DD is the same way, but she always steals my phone when she's going so she's playing angry birds or something. It's the only time she really gets privacy having 2 siblings, but I would rather she lay in bed or something lol