Quoting -Kaysay-:" Happy birthday! That's a badass present dude... I still love my body pillow."
Quoting InkDMomma:" He put his balls on it... it's ruined. Now I have to burn it and buy a new one lol"
Quoting -Kaysay-:" Hahaha wtf. Was he all, "Happy birthday, here's your present!" *t-bag*"
Quoting InkDMomma:" I refuse to use pillows after he puts them by his sweaty ass balls lol SO YUP basically exactly what happened and then he tea bagged me happy smurfing birthday lol"