re: Do you have a condom? Not safe for kids!

It was embarrassing.. But I can't help but laugh my ass off about it now.

Quoting The Doctor:" .................am I the only one in here that's never had a one night stand?"

I haven't. my guy turned into a Mono-FWB set up because he has crazy hours at the hospital and I have a SN child.

Quoting :" That's how my daughter came to the world. Pull out doesn't work... don't trust it ... sense then no matter what I always say TO BAD, no glove no love buddy lol"

Eh.. We've been using the pull out method for over 6 years. Your partner just sucks at it...  

Quoting :" That's how my daughter came to the world. Pull out doesn't work... don't trust it ... sense then no matter what I always say TO BAD, no glove no love buddy lol"

I used the pull out method for YEARS and never had a baby. The only time I've ever gotten pregnant is from him NOT pulling out.. LIke my oldest because I was on the rag and was told " You can't get pregnant on your period." BLAH BLAH BLAH. BULLSmurf!  

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" You spit or swallow?  "

LMAO.

What was I gonna spit into?!

<blockquote><b>Quoting The Doctor:</b>" Hahaaaa, that's not bad.   While I have not had a one night stand, I did give a BJ in the middle of a full movie theatre without anyone seeing. *self-five*"</blockquote>




I did that...my husband still expects a bj every time we watch anchor man 8 years later   he just can't wait for the sequel, thinking it's going to happen again.   poor guy will be sorely disappointed

Quoting The Doctor:" LMAO. What was I gonna spit into?!"

The popcorn.

Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:" I gave one behind a bowling alley.  . He was hot though, so it was justifiable. "

Oh, Movie Theatre boy was the sexiest of the sexy. Hell, he is STILL the sexiest man I've ever known. hahaha

Quoting The Doctor:" LMAO. What was I gonna spit into?!"

Popcorn bucket perhaps???


I was kiddin' since I knew you really didn't have a place.. Hehe

<blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" The popcorn."</blockquote>




*barf*

Quoting Big'n:" <blockquote><b>Quoting The Doctor:</b>" Hahaaaa, that's not bad.   While I have ... [snip!] ...   he just can't wait for the sequel, thinking it's going to happen again.   poor guy will be sorely disappointed"

Hahahaaaa!

Quoting The Doctor:" Oh, Movie Theatre boy was the sexiest of the sexy. Hell, he is STILL the sexiest man I've ever known. hahaha"

Haha. When I come up there. Maybe we should hunt down movie theatre guy. For me of course.

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" Popcorn bucket perhaps??? I was kiddin' since I knew you really didn't have a place.. Hehe"

Great minds.  .

Quoting Big'n:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" The popcorn."</blockquote> *barf*"

HEY NOW! Who doesn't like extra salty, soggy popcorn. *gag* Okay, I'm done now.

I had one one night stand-ish thing. He was in my husband's unit. I slept with 3 guys in that unit