re: Do you have a condom? Not safe for kids!

Quoting RunsWithScissors:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" Hahahah. That's hilarious. The ... [snip!] ... stuck together and pulls? Please tell me I'm not the only one this happens to. Lol"</blockquote> Gawd I hate that!"

Smurfing aye man!

<blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" Smurfing aye man!"</blockquote>



I just got out of the shower. I'm sitting on one of the heater vents in my pjs coz I'm frozen. Stupid water didn't get hot enough because I used it up doing laundry. Lesson learned. I'm never doing laundry again

Quoting RunsWithScissors:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" Smurfing aye man!"</blockquote> ... [snip!] ... frozen. Stupid water didn't get hot enough because I used it up doing laundry. Lesson learned. I'm never doing laundry again"

Hahahaahhaahhaahah. Take that laundry!

And I always use to sit on the heater vents. With a blanket, let that smurf balloon up.  

<blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" Hahahaahhaahhaahah. Take that laundry! And I always use to sit on the heater vents. With a blanket, let that smurf balloon up.  "</blockquote>




That's what DD does or she'll put the blanket over the vent and push down the pockets!   less frozen but I want a smoke and its trying to snow  

Quoting RunsWithScissors:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" Hahahaahhaahhaahah. Take that laundry! ... [snip!] ... she'll put the blanket over the vent and push down the pockets!   less frozen but I want a smoke and its trying to snow  "

-_-. Dude. I'm livid. I gave my ex husband money to buy me 2 packs from PA, where they are half the price, and he didn't bring them and I'm out. Noy a happy camper...

<blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" -_-. Dude. I'm livid. I gave my ex husband money to buy me 2 packs from PA, where they are half the price, and he didn't bring them and I'm out. Noy a happy camper..."</blockquote>




What an ass! How much are smokes up there? I'm in ga so it varies at the shops

Quoting RunsWithScissors:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" -_-. Dude. I'm livid. I gave my ex ... [snip!] ... Noy a happy camper..."</blockquote> What an ass! How much are smokes up there? I'm in ga so it varies at the shops"

$10 a pack. -_-...

And I was creeping on your PTOT... Because I nosey bitch. Mind if I add you on Fb.  

<blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" $10 a pack. -_-... And I was creeping on your PTOT... Because I nosey bitch. Mind if I add you on Fb.  "</blockquote>



Go for it :-) and smurf that's a lot!

Quoting RunsWithScissors:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" $10 a pack. -_-... And I was creeping ... [snip!] ... your PTOT... Because I nosey bitch. Mind if I add you on Fb.  "</blockquote> Go for it :-) and smurf that's a lot!"

Just kidding. There is no option to friend request you. -_-...

<blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" Just kidding. There is no option to friend request you. -_-..."</blockquote>




Send me a PM so I can find you?

Quoting RunsWithScissors:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" Just kidding. There is no option to friend request you. -_-..."</blockquote> Send me a PM so I can find you?"

Done!

<blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" Done!"</blockquote>




It won't let me friend you so I sent you a msg on fb and changed my settings lol

Eta the message might be in your "other" folder

Quoting RunsWithScissors:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" Done!"</blockquote> It won't let me friend you so I sent you a msg on fb and changed my settings lol"

God we are some secretive bitches!

Anddd done.  

<blockquote><b>Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:</b>" God we are some secretive bitches! "</blockquote>




Yeah we are. I even changed my settings back to normal LOL