re: Do you have a condom? Not safe for kids!

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" I've never had a one night stand. I'd probably just go ahead and DO IT. I'd TEAR that Smurf UP.  "

LMAO

Quoting The Doctor:" .................am I the only one in here that's never had a one night stand?"

I never have. Are we only talknig one night stands... or just sex and are condoms available?

<blockquote><b>Quoting The Doctor:</b>" High five!"</blockquote>



  high five backatcha  

Quoting The Doctor:" .................am I the only one in here that's never had a one night stand?"

The last one I had (Right before I met DH).

This guy put a condom on. I didn't know the condom broke though, and he pulled it off before we even did anything.

Anyways, he and I were hot and heavy, and I was on the verge of a flood gate orgasm. Next thing I know he whispers in my ear, "Should I pull out?"

OMG, I was so pissed, I pushed him off of me and flipped out on him.

What made my bitching entertaining though was the fact that I was also high off my ass, and had TERRIBLE cotton mouth.

So as I am trying to yell at him, my smurfing gums were sticking together. I could only imagine how stupid I looked.  

Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:"  . This made me giggle. "

It's the honest truth. No sex for almost a year and I'm horny as hell and there had been this unspoken attraction between us for over 9 years, we had the time and opportunity, i wasn't gonna wait just in case this opportunity never revealed it's self again.

Quoting The Doctor:" .................am I the only one in here that's never had a one night stand?"

I've had ONE one night stand...

Here's the story.   Be prepared to think I'm a slut.  .

I knew this guy, and he was in college, I was a senior. He was off for Fall/Spring break ( ya know in-between semesters). We planned it so I would skip school to go to his house to have sex. So I took a "college day" he picked up info from his school (Penn state) to give to me so I could prove I went to college to look at it. I went to his house, he rocked my world. We talked for a week after that.  . No regrets.

Quoting snglemama:" I never have. Are we only talknig one night stands... or just sex and are condoms available? "

I was just talking one night stands.  

I have no room to talk if we're talking sex with no condoms. hahaha

Quoting Mrs. God of Thunder:" I've never had a one night stand. I'd probably just go ahead and DO IT. I'd TEAR that Smurf UP.  "

Hahahha. Nice.

Quoting The Dandelion Rapist:" The last one I had (Right before I met DH). This guy put a condom on. I didn't know the condom broke ... [snip!] ... So as I am trying to yell at him, my smurfing gums were sticking together. I could only imagine how stupid I looked.  "

LMAO!!!

Oh, man. That's great.  

I haaaaaate that feeling of your lips sticking to dry teeth. UGHHHH

Quoting The Dandelion Rapist:" The last one I had (Right before I met DH). This guy put a condom on. I didn't know the condom broke ... [snip!] ... So as I am trying to yell at him, my smurfing gums were sticking together. I could only imagine how stupid I looked.  "

OMFG.

Flood gate orgasm... And whispering sweetly " Should I pull out.".... OMFG. HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH  

Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:" OMFG. Flood gate orgasm... And whispering sweetly " Should I pull out.".... OMFG. HAHHAHAHAHHAHAH  "

Man! What a kill joy!.. LOL

Quoting Penises 3:Vaginas 1:" I've had ONE one night stand... Here's the story.   Be prepared to think I'm a slut.  . ... [snip!] ... I went to college to look at it. I went to his house, he rocked my world. We talked for a week after that.  . No regrets. "

Hahaaaa, that's not bad.  

While I have not had a one night stand, I did give a BJ in the middle of a full movie theatre without anyone seeing. *self-five*

That's how my daughter came to the world. Pull out doesn't work... don't trust it ... sense then no matter what I always say TO BAD, no glove no love buddy lol

Quoting The Doctor:" Hahaaaa, that's not bad.   While I have not had a one night stand, I did give a BJ in the middle of a full movie theatre without anyone seeing. *self-five*"

You spit or swallow?  

Quoting The Doctor:" Hahaaaa, that's not bad.   While I have not had a one night stand, I did give a BJ in the middle of a full movie theatre without anyone seeing. *self-five*"

I gave one behind a bowling alley.  . He was hot though, so it was justifiable.