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You can't self induce. You just can't. Nothing will work. You're not even due yet.

No.


It doesn't matter what you try, when you go into labor isn't up to you.

100 jumping jacks then stick a hersheys bar up there and try to bribe 'em out.

My favourite method is time. It is 100% effective.

<blockquote><b>Quoting ℳary ℐane:</b>" 100 jumping jacks then stick a hersheys bar up there and try to bribe 'em out. "</blockquote>

Pahahaha.... Hershey's bar......    

<blockquote><b>Quoting M & C's Momma:</b>" PLEASE someone help me induce myself... i know it sounds VERY selfish but i'm in so much pain. my doctor ... [snip!] ... so he'll miss out on the delivery if i don't have him before then and i'm terrified. give me tips and PLEASE no drama!"</blockquote>




Drama can't be avoided with this question!
Nobody is gonna help you SELF induce early..

Quoting ℳary ℐane:" 100 jumping jacks then stick a hersheys bar up there and try to bribe 'em out. "

hahahaha

Boy I don't miss that part of pregnancy.

Though I can tell you as ready as I was to have the baby, I wouldn't want to go into labor when my doctor was on vacation. (I have a hard time trusting doctors).


I'd recommend waiting it out. You have gotten this far, what's a few more days?

i get induced on wednesday morning so it's not that big of a difference. i'm measuring a week ahead and "the baby is too" but i know that isn't always right.

Quoting ℳary ℐane:" 100 jumping jacks then stick a hersheys bar up there and try to bribe 'em out. "

Don't be such a jerk! You aren't suppose to shove the hershey bar up there, you're suppose to wave it in front. The baby will never come out for a chocolate bar that's already in there! Sheesh!

I won't go over the usual 'your due date could be off', 'your baby could be small', 'your baby could have breathing problems', 'your baby could still end up in the NICU' stuff, I'm sure you already know that.
But nothing is going to work unless your body is ready. You can try sex (or masturbating I reckon if partner not available), nipple stimulation, walking, all that good stuff, but just know it will not work unless you're ready.
Give it a try though, can't hurt.

<blockquote><b>Quoting ℳary ℐane:</b>" 100 jumping jacks then stick a hersheys bar up there and try to bribe 'em out. "</blockquote>




Lmao

Quoting M & C's Momma:" i get induced on wednesday morning so it's not that big of a difference. i'm measuring a week ahead and "the baby is too" but i know that isn't always right."

If you're being induced, then wait it out. For real.

It's 5 days.

Quoting FriendsOffBitch:" Don't be such a jerk! You aren't suppose to shove the hershey bar up there, you're suppose to wave it in front. The baby will never come out for a chocolate bar that's already in there! Sheesh! "

You're right. I was just trying to get her to stick chocolate up her vag.