Am I pregnant?

I HAD SEX LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO AND MY PERIOD ISN'T SUPPOSED TO START UNTIL NEXT WEEK. HE DIDN'T COME IN ME, JUST ON MY VAGINGO (VAJINGO?). SOME MIGHT HAVE GOTTEN IN ME THOUGH. ANYWAY, I'VE BEEN FARTING A LOT AND CRAVE HOHOS ALL THE TIME. AM I PREGNANT????????

Ok, lame, I know. I just had a few though and it seems amusing after all of these threads  

<blockquote><b>Quoting Raptor Jesus:</b>" I HAD SEX LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO AND MY PERIOD ISN'T SUPPOSED TO START UNTIL NEXT WEEK. HE DIDN'T COME IN ... [snip!] ... TIME. AM I PREGNANT???????? Ok, lame, I know. I just had a few though and it seems amusing after all of these threads   "</blockquote>



Pee on my face and ill know  

QUICK! PEE ON UR KEEBOARD< I"LL LET U KNO!

Hahahahahaha

YUP!!! You are! And it triplets!!!  

I thought you were serious  

<blockquote><b>Quoting ~mama~:</b>" I thought you were serious  "</blockquote>




:chokes:

LOL

Quoting LolaMcKitten:" QUICK! PEE ON UR KEEBOARD< I"LL LET U KNO!"

I did and now my caps key won't work. What am I to do?????      

(By the way, am I knocked up or what?)

Quoting min.:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Raptor Jesus:</b>" I HAD SEX LIKE TWO WEEKS AGO AND MY PERIOD ... [snip!] ... had a few though and it seems amusing after all of these threads   "</blockquote> Pee on my face and ill know  "

 

Hahaha! I had to explain to SO's cousin that her having gas didn't automatically mean she was pregnant

Quoting ~mama~:" I thought you were serious  "

It's okay, Grasshopper. You have many things to learn about BG.