Just kidding! But seriously, I cosleep and my son just turned a year. And for the past few weeks I absolutely cannot get out of bed without him getting up too. I'll feed him (bf) and he will fall asleep. He unlatches and will roll over. I can wait 10 minutes, get up to go to the restroom and not a minute or two later here he comes! When I get up in the morning to make DH breakfast, here he comes. There has not been 1 time he hasn't woken up when I got up. But if DH does, he won't wake up. Its so frustrating because he won't even nap without me. I need some alone time too!!