It pisses me the smurf off when...

Someone who is a parent every other weekend tries to give me advice, or tell me how to run my smurfing show.

You are a parent 6 days a month, I am one 24/7.


What pisses you the smurf off?

Unsolicited parenting advice period, really  

When my husband tells me two hours before hand that he took an extra shift on a Friday night without asking if I'd made plans then getting mad that I asked why he didn't tell me when he took it.

people who cant mind their own damn business in general.

Bad weird random old school advice...like when I lost my sons binky someone told me to go ahead and fill his bottle nipples with cotton balls and tape them in and give it to him...he can't choke. I passed on that advice.

My mother in law thinking that because she raised 5 kids and that this is my first, that I don't know a smurfing thing at all.
I'm not a smurfing idiot. I want to just tell her to piss off.

When someone has a problem with breastfeeding in public.
Really makes my blood boil when people think its gross.

Also when SO leaves stuff soaking in the kitchen sink and forgets to let out the water before he goes to bed. I have to stick my hand in the cold stinky water in the morning LOL.

<blockquote><b>Quoting **milfshake**:</b>" Someone who is a parent every other weekend tries to give me advice, or tell me how to run my smurfing show. You are a parent 6 days a month, I am one 24/7. What pisses you the smurf off?"</blockquote>




Yea my bd has seen lo less than 10 times and tells me to stop bf, to ff the carseat, stop using natural products and stop feeding her steamed veggies. Wtf

Quoting Viv, Ev & Gwen ♥:" Unsolicited parenting advice period, really  "

Yeah I agree (you look AMAZING by the way! nice bump  )

Especially when someone tells me I'm not hard enough on my son...

Smurf you smurf, you don't know what this kid needs...I should spank him and yell at him to make him mind me?

Goats. Rainbows.

I hear ya on that! I have a friend that has ONE kid that is about 15 months old and I have 3 kids with my youngest a week shy of his first birthday. She keeps trying to give ME advice and I'm like really lady? She also thinks just because she is a nurse that she knows everything.

Quoting Just Emily  :" When my husband tells me two hours before hand that he took an extra shift on a Friday night without asking if I'd made plans then getting mad that I asked why he didn't tell me when he took it."

God thats so rude...  

I could understand if you needed the money for bills...like its do-or-die...but still, that would get old.

When new mommies would tell me "awe you'd better get used to it now" when I'd complain of lack of sleep while pregnant. Yeah, I also have a smurfing 6 year old. This isn't my first baby experience

Pisses me off when people with no children are trying to give me advice and act like parenting is so simple..... And auto correct.

Quoting **milfshake**:" Someone who is a parent every other weekend tries to give me advice, or tell me how to run my smurfing show. You are a parent 6 days a month, I am one 24/7. What pisses you the smurf off?"

Smurfing stupid ass drivers who can't use a smurfing blinker when it's so smurfing close to their fingers.... it's ridiculous, or when they smurfing pull out on front of you when you're RIGHT THERE, then turn two seconds later. I have seriously road rage!