re: Naturally inducing labor

Quoting Household 6:" Do you have a crochet hook handy?"

 

Quoting That Girl.:" Dh is mad because even being 39 weeks pregnant I whooped his ass in some DDR. I bought it the other night. Haven't played since I was like 15. Needless to say that smurfs a workout!"

Lol! You go girl! My SO is astonished as to how nimble I am being so pregnant.

Quoting BeccaSauraus:" I'm telling you nothing works."

Apparently not, because I have tried everything but drinking caster oil- which I refuse to even think of trying lol.

Quoting Household 6:" Do you have a crochet hook handy?"

Lawls.

Quoting Lauren Cromwell:" Apparently not, because I have tried everything but drinking caster oil- which I refuse to even think of trying lol."

Yeah, I'm so not going that route. lol I have 9 days left. He's too comfy to leave.

Quoting Household 6:" Do you have a crochet hook handy?"

No, but I could get one easily lol. You gonna tell me to break my own water that way? I have thought about it, but I don't know what I'm doing and don't want to screw anything up in there haha!

Quoting Lauren Cromwell:" No, but I could get one easily lol. You gonna tell me to break my own water that way? I have thought about it, but I don't know what I'm doing and don't want to screw anything up in there haha!"

you are some kind of stupid, huh?

Quoting Lauren Cromwell:" No, but I could get one easily lol. You gonna tell me to break my own water that way? I have thought about it, but I don't know what I'm doing and don't want to screw anything up in there haha!"

  please tell me that's a joke.

Quoting BeccaSauraus:" Yeah, I'm so not going that route. lol I have 9 days left. He's too comfy to leave."

I have 14, but doc says he wants her to come within the next week (preferably before this Saturday) because of all the complications I have had and he feels i will have several during delivery since I am extremely tiny and want to go completely natural. He said she is as healthy as she can be at this point and for me to start trying to go into labor. She seems to be too comfortable to leave as well, but apparently I need her here lol. He said he would induce me, but it's law that he can't until I'm 39 weeks. . . 7 days from today. Ugh!

I seriously cannot believe she "thought" about it.

Frankly I was too scared to even put evening primerose oil tablets in my vag, let alone something metal!

Quoting BeccaSauraus:"   please tell me that's a joke."

Yes, that was a joke lol.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Lauren Cromwell:</b>" No, but I could get one easily lol. You gonna tell me to break my own water that way? I have thought about it, but I don't know what I'm doing and don't want to screw anything up in there haha!"</blockquote>

Or you could use it to make some smurfing hats instead of trying to self induce before your child is ready.

Quoting Household 6:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Lauren Cromwell:</b>" No, but I could get one easily lol. You ... [snip!] ... Or you could use it to make some smurfing hats instead of trying to self induce before your child is ready."

or a nice christmas sweater with a matching scarf.

My God people! quit assuming the worst! It was a joke! Jesus! I would never consider doing something like that!

<blockquote><b>Quoting Lauren Cromwell:</b>" I have 14, but doc says he wants her to come within the next week (preferably before this Saturday) ... [snip!] ... need her here lol. He said he would induce me, but it's law that he can't until I'm 39 weeks. . . 7 days from today. Ugh! "</blockquote>


Maybe he doesn't want your delivery to screw up his Christmas plans.