My Evil Spawn...

I was having a nice, quiet moment. My husband hasn't been home at all today, and it's just about time for the kids to go to bed.

The silence should've warned me. Evil children...

I get up to go to the bathroom, and I notice the toilet paper is missing. Not just the entire new roll, but also the toilet paper holder thingie! (I have no idea what to call it...Dispenser, maybe?) Just the little plastic piece that clips out. It's gone.

So I'm like, what the smurf? I'm looking around the bathroom, in the tub, in the cupboards...It was then that I "knew"...I lift up the toilet seat, and what do you think is sitting there? A whole smurfing roll of TP, as well as the dispenser.

So guess what I just got to fish out of the toilet? Soggy, drippy, entire roll of toilet paper. As well as the dispenser. Evil spawn. You couldn't even do this when your father was home to deal with it!

I swear my kids are out to get me.

Lmaoooo! I always think that too... why couldnt you do that when daddy is home!?

Quoting *J*:" Lmaoooo! I always think that too... why couldnt you do that when daddy is home!?"

It's all the time...

I think they just know..."Mom's relaxed! Let's get'r now!"

And of course, nobody knows who put the ENTIRE roll of TP in the toilet. It wasn't them. Maybe it's those dustbunnies that seem to do everything my kids don't want to take credit for...

Quoting Blue Song:" I was having a nice, quiet moment. My husband hasn't been home at all today, and it's just about time ... [snip!] ... dispenser. Evil spawn. You couldn't even do this when your father was home to deal with it! I swear my kids are out to get me."

that does NOT sound like a good day

Quoting TRISHA [39 weeks]:" that does NOT sound like a good day "

Nah, it's been absolute crap. My 3 year old has a cold, so she's an absolute crank. Dealing with that plus 3 other kids (One of which has a devious mind...), being 7 months pregnant, and not feeling so great for myself does NOT put me in the Christmas spirit.

AND my husband is still not home...I'm guessing he went to the bar for a "pint" after work...And if he did, he'll be finding himself a spot in the shed outside tonight.