Quoting *J*:" Lmaoooo! I always think that too... why couldnt you do that when daddy is home!?"
Quoting Blue Song:" I was having a nice, quiet moment. My husband hasn't been home at all today, and it's just about time ... [snip!] ... dispenser. Evil spawn. You couldn't even do this when your father was home to deal with it! I swear my kids are out to get me."
Quoting TRISHA [39 weeks]:" that does NOT sound like a good day "