Quoting I'm His Amy He's My Rory:" Did you tell her to suck a big wet smelly fart out of your ass then call her a twat?"
You know me, I always get that in there if I can lol.
She knew my tree wasn't in my living room because on the fb pic I posted of the cardboard tree I wrote a comment about it being our living room tree as our tree wouldn't fit in there.
She is so horrible. My SO has been saying for months to remove her from my fb as he has known her for years and warned me that she never has anything nice to say or add to anyone.