Ways to deal with baby fever?

posted 15th Dec

Ok well I did just post something a minute ago about the fact that I want a baby at 18, but a lot of people got pretty pissed (I'm not blaming anyone, I understand why), so instead I'll ask this. Instead of actually having a baby, does anyone know how to deal with and possibly get rid of really bad baby fever?
I can't get a dog since I'll be moving into a townhouse that doesn't allow animals soon, and babysitting has made it worse. Plus, I don't know anyone with kids over 2 that I could babysit. Any other ideas? Lots of ideas would be helpful

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I live in British Columbia

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posted 15th Dec

Just get involved with other things. Go to college. Get yourself stable.

Focus your energy on something you CAN do

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I have 1 child & live in Rochester, New York

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posted 15th Dec

Focus on other things. You could volunteer at a daycare, you'll soon be exhausted and not want kids! If you enjoy it though it could be a way of looking after a baby without having your own.

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I have 1 child & live in United Kingdom

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posted 15th Dec

Wear dirty clothes.
Go a week without washing your hair.
Eat only prepared foods.
Put vomit on your shoulder, and oatmeal in your hair.
Let your laundry pile up, fill your floor with sharp, tiny toys.
Set an alarm so that you will sleep no more than 2 hours at a time, and no more than 5 hours total.
Go to the bank, withdraw all of your money.
Spend it on things that you can only use once, before having to throw away.

Ta-da!
Welcome to the "joys" of a baby, without the baby.

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I have 2 kids & live in Bat Cave, North Carolina

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posted 15th Dec

Quoting Mayhem.:" Wear dirty clothes. Go a week without washing your hair. Eat only prepared foods. Put vomit on your ... [snip!] ... on things that you can only use once, before having to throw away. Ta-da! Welcome to the "joys" of a baby, without the baby."

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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I have 6 kids & 3 angel babies & live in Washington

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posted 15th Dec

<blockquote><b>Quoting Mayhem.:</b>" Wear dirty clothes. Go a week without washing your hair. Eat only prepared foods. Put vomit on your ... [snip!] ... on things that you can only use once, before having to throw away. Ta-da! Welcome to the "joys" of a baby, without the baby."</blockquote>

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I have 1 child & live in United Kingdom

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posted 15th Dec

Quoting Mayhem.:" Wear dirty clothes. Go a week without washing your hair. Eat only prepared foods. Put vomit on your ... [snip!] ... on things that you can only use once, before having to throw away. Ta-da! Welcome to the "joys" of a baby, without the baby."

YES! perfect...you said it girl! as well as dont do your hair or make up because you dont have time

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I live in Switzerland

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posted 15th Dec

Quoting Mayhem.:" Wear dirty clothes. Go a week without washing your hair. Eat only prepared foods. Put vomit on your ... [snip!] ... on things that you can only use once, before having to throw away. Ta-da! Welcome to the "joys" of a baby, without the baby."

Lol well thank you. I quite enjoyed this.

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I live in British Columbia

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posted 15th Dec

<blockquote><b>Quoting eMiLy_333:</b>" Lol well thank you. I quite enjoyed this. "</blockquote>

I'm not even kidding, lol.

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posted 15th Dec

Don't know if any of you would know, but does anyone know if places with a no pet rule care if you have something small like...a hamster or guinea pig or something? Never know it might help Otherwise maybe a fish lol.

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I live in British Columbia

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posted 15th Dec

Quoting Mayhem.:" Wear dirty clothes. Go a week without washing your hair. Eat only prepared foods. Put vomit on your ... [snip!] ... on things that you can only use once, before having to throw away. Ta-da! Welcome to the "joys" of a baby, without the baby."

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I have 1 child & live in Tennessee

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Kelly&Coralieonline

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posted 15th Dec

Quoting eMiLy_333:" Don't know if any of you would know, but does anyone know if places with a no pet rule care if you have ... [snip!] ... you have something small like...a hamster or guinea pig or something? Never know it might help Otherwise maybe a fish lol. "

You'll have to keep looking for a place. Call apartments around you or google it. Every place has different pet policies

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I have 1 child & live in Rochester, New York

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posted 15th Dec

Quoting eMiLy_333:" Don't know if any of you would know, but does anyone know if places with a no pet rule care if you have ... [snip!] ... you have something small like...a hamster or guinea pig or something? Never know it might help Otherwise maybe a fish lol. "

You would have to call and ask. I have a place that said no pets...and I had a cat and my landlord saw her all the time and never said anything. Some places you just have to pay a little extra.

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I'm due May 31st (a girl), have 11 kids & 1 angel baby & live in Beverly Hills, California

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