most embarrassing

What's the most embarrassing thing your kids have said to someone else?


My dd has been telling everyone she can "my mommy never has any money so i find her money & give her my pennies"

When we go to the store & she asks for everything she sees i just tell her no it costs to much or i dont have enough with me. So far she has said this to ladies working at walmart, family, & her dentist lol. It's so embarrassing! & she does find me money she will find a penny & stick it in my back pocket & tell me now i have a little money. Lol.

We had cable installed last week and my 3 year old asked the installer "Are you a man or a girl?" I was mortified because this was a VERY masculine woman.

Omg those are both hilarious! I hope you get more posts! Lol DS is only 15 months old.. So he can't embarrass me yet! I remember reading about a woman on here who was pregnant and her DD told people something like "the baby is going to come out of my mommy's vagina!" Lmfao I love little kid talk!

<blockquote><b>Quoting Chick+6!:</b>" We had cable installed last week and my 3 year old asked the installer "Are you a man or a girl?" I was mortified because this was a VERY masculine woman."</blockquote>



   

Lol well my DD is almost 16 weeks so she doesn't talk  

But when I was 3 I drew on myself with permanent marker, and my Grammie e told my mom to rub vaseline on me, let it sit and then soak me in a bath for a while. Well, I would run up to everyone (just like your DD, OP. lol) and tell them "I drew on myself with permanent marker, then mommy soaked me in gasoline   " LMAO. My mom had to explain it to everyone, and then she would jokingly ask me if I'd like to be taken away. Hahaha.

My daughter use to say quack and it sounded like cock. Everytime we were in a store and she saw a duck she would say, "Cock, cock, cock." People would stare at me.

When ever we go into Victoria secret she says look at all the boobs. She calls bras boobs...

<blockquote><b>Quoting Jamie & Baby Aria (::</b>" Lol well my DD is almost 16 weeks so she doesn't talk   But when I was 3 I drew on myself with permanent ... [snip!] ...   " LMAO. My mom had to explain it to everyone, and then she would jokingly ask me if I'd like to be taken away. Hahaha."</blockquote>




Hahahah

Watching! Will see what I have to look forward to  

One day we were at a family barbecue and I was trying to grab a tampon out of my moms purse and go to the bathroom without anyone noticing. He said to the people nearest us "everybody, it's okay, my mommy bleeds sometimes from her private parts but she isn't dying, okay?"

We were at the airport and my son saw a guy who had a very very large Afro and he yells MOMMY THAT MAN HAS BUBBLE HAIR!

My son can't talk yet, but my niece can. She was at WIC and farted and she told the worker that "she just smurf herself" which is what we all call farting. -.- kids have good ears and better memory.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Jamie & Baby Aria (::</b>" Lol well my DD is almost 16 weeks so she doesn't talk   But when I was 3 I drew on myself with permanent ... [snip!] ...   " LMAO. My mom had to explain it to everyone, and then she would jokingly ask me if I'd like to be taken away. Hahaha."</blockquote>




Lmao thats a good one!

<blockquote><b>Quoting Rafael's Mommy ♥:</b>" One day we were at a family barbecue and I was trying to grab a tampon out of my moms purse and go to ... [snip!] ... to the people nearest us "everybody, it's okay, my mommy bleeds sometimes from her private parts but she isn't dying, okay?""</blockquote>




Omg! Lol thats adorable. I'm waiting for this one to happen to me. So far I've hid it very well but they are starting to catch on. Dd is to nosey & she freaked one day because she saw there was blood when i got up from using the bathroom. She told ds i had a boo boo & she thinks i need my doctor. Lol. I had to explain that it happens to girls when they are old enough & it's ok.

<blockquote><b>Quoting ℐ+ℳ=£:</b>" Watching! Will see what I have to look forward to  "</blockquote>




Lol. They are so unpredictable with the things they come up with.

Quoting 1+1=4..maybe more..:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Jamie & Baby Aria (::</b>" Lol well my DD is almost 16 weeks ... [snip!] ... and then she would jokingly ask me if I'd like to be taken away. Hahaha."</blockquote> Lmao thats a good one!"

Lol yeah she loved that. I had a pretty good mouth on me when I was little. Lol, another time I was drawing on a wet-erase board we had on the fridge. Well I guess I drew a box with 3 faces in it and told my mom, "this is mommy, daddy and Jamie. We're gonna get in the car and get the hell outta here!" haha. I've embarassed my mom many times-can't wait for my turn ;) lol