<blockquote><b>Quoting Rafael's Mommy ♥:</b>" One day we were at a family barbecue and I was trying to grab a tampon out of my moms purse and go to ... [snip!] ... to the people nearest us "everybody, it's okay, my mommy bleeds sometimes from her private parts but she isn't dying, okay?""</blockquote>
Once in Wal-Mart my then 2 year old was sitting in the cart, talking away. A little old lady noticed and smiled telling me how cute he was, how she couldn't believe he talked so well... Right after that, clear as day ds says "Holy crap it's hot in here!" The old lady's jaw dropped and she quickly walked away...lol
we were in the grocery store walking down the cereal aisle and my son is walking behind me. He stops in the middle of the aisle (about 3 or 4 people around us). Reaches down and grabs himself and giggles and says "Mommy my pee-pee is hard, you wanna feel?" Oh my god I about died.
Then a few days later in Starbucks he decided to announce to everyone that he sharted himself and needed underwear...where he heard that one I have no clue. (probably his father)
<blockquote><b>Quoting Weinus Badger:</b>" we were in the grocery store walking down the cereal aisle and my son is walking behind me. He stops ... [snip!] ... to everyone that he sharted himself and needed underwear...where he heard that one I have no clue. (probably his father) "</blockquote>
my DS (almost 5) hasn't really really embarrassed me. BUT....
the other day he wanted me to call his g-gramma (Nana). so i did, no problem. they talk & then he tells her she needs to come visit. okay still not much of a problem... and THEN he tells her she needs to bring a surprise w/ her, like cheetos. that killed me!!! made him apologize & explained that that type of behavior is VERY VERY rude!