Ahhhhhhkward.

This morning I woke DS (who is 5) up to get him ready for school. I threw his clothes at him and told him to get dressed and use the bathroom.

He comes back upstairs hysterical!! I asked him what's wrong. He goes "I think I peed my pants!"

So I was just kinda like "wtf dude.... no you didn't. Your pants are dry"

Then he says "BUT IT"S HARD!!!"

Kids first recognized boner. Lmfao.

Lol....  

Lmao!!! Priceless.

I didn't even know what to say. I just said "uhhh.... ok you will be fine. Time to go." Lmfao.

He also asked why his sister (2.5) doesn't have a penis like a week ago. Lmao.