Your 14/15 year old daughter is pregnant.

And then when you ask her who the father is, she says, "God. I'm still a virgin, but God gave me this baby and he told me that he will be the next Messiah, and that I am to raise him with my boyfriend as our son in the mean time."

What exactly would be your response?

my response....uhhhh....*some irrational thinking*

I would sign her up for counselling. She obviously needs some mental help.

I would think she needs to be evaluated by a psych

O_o Ummm.....

I'd probably think she was trying to be smart with me.


I'd tell her to quit smurfing around and tell me the god damn truth...

Random.

I would get her checked out by a mental health professional.

72 hr hold on that one.

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Quoting Derpamena Diane Pie:" And then when you ask her who the father is, she says, "God. I'm still a virgin, but God gave me this ... [snip!] ... next Messiah, and that I am to raise him with my boyfriend as our son in the mean time." What exactly would be your response?"

I'd make her go to court to try to get some child support out of him.

Drugs drugs drugs!

I would immediately seek medical attention for her. Counseling at the very least.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Tavi:</b>" I'd probably think she was trying to be smart with me. I'd tell her to quit smurfing around and tell me the god damn truth..."</blockquote>




This!!!

*head desk*

off to holly hill mental health center.

I'd say, well tell it to the nice abortion doctor dear.