re: Your 14/15 year old daughter is pregnant.

Quoting Derpamena Diane Pie:" And then when you ask her who the father is, she says, "God. I'm still a virgin, but God gave me this ... [snip!] ... next Messiah, and that I am to raise him with my boyfriend as our son in the mean time." What exactly would be your response?"

Quoting I'm His Amy He's My Rory:" <blockquote><b>Quoting Leisurely Duchess:</b>" Document everything and create a new religion. Get rich."</blockquote> LOL only you ;-)"

Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:" I'd say, well tell it to the nice abortion doctor dear."

Quoting κατι:" sorry i couldn't pass this one up for this topic lol "

Quoting Derpamena Diane Pie:" My DD (13) asked DH's very Catholic father this at Thanksgiving and his father said, "That's a pretty ... [snip!] ... to cover up having premarital sex, Kes." And then realized what he'd said and sat there and sulked for the next 3 hours."

Either she's being a smart ass or she's having grandiose Ideas and need some risperdal or seroquel because if she was being serious chances are that she is schizophrenic