re: Your 14/15 year old daughter is pregnant.

*head desk*

off to holly hill mental health center.

tell her you will get a paternity test done with said boyfriend once baby has arrived.

My DD (13) asked DH's very Catholic father this at Thanksgiving and his father said, "That's a pretty dumb story to tell if you're trying to cover up having premarital sex, Kes."

And then realized what he'd said and sat there and sulked for the next 3 hours.

Get a beer, say a prayer, and drag her happy "virgin" ass to the mental clinic

Quoting Dr. Paradigm Shift:" I'd say, well tell it to the nice abortion doctor dear."

LOLOLOLOL

I'd check her pupils the kid must not only be pregnant but high as hell  *jkjk

I'd definitely go the 5150 route.

She would be a fairly smart kid to come up with that bullsmurf story. I would be bringing her to a psychiatrist.

<blockquote><b>Quoting JessieLeeAnne:</b>" I'd make her go to court to try to get some child support out of him. "</blockquote>




This made me lol.

<blockquote><b>Quoting Derpamena Diane Pie:</b>" My DD (13) asked DH's very Catholic father this at Thanksgiving and his father said, "That's a pretty ... [snip!] ... to cover up having premarital sex, Kes." And then realized what he'd said and sat there and sulked for the next 3 hours."</blockquote>



That sounds like something my mother would say.

Quoting Derpamena Diane Pie:" And then when you ask her who the father is, she says, "God. I'm still a virgin, but God gave me this ... [snip!] ... next Messiah, and that I am to raise him with my boyfriend as our son in the mean time." What exactly would be your response?"

I would take her to a psychologist and have her head examined...

Quoting Tavi:" I'd probably think she was trying to be smart with me. I'd tell her to quit smurfing around and tell me the god damn truth..."

 

Psychiatrist for sure.

My sister had to undergo intense counseling when she ended up in labor and didn't know why... she never willingly had sex with anyone and didnt know she was pregnant.

Quoting FroggysMommy:" Psychiatrist for sure. My sister had to undergo intense counseling when she ended up in labor and didn't know why... she never willingly had sex with anyone and didnt know she was pregnant."

Holy crap!!

Quoting Derpamena Diane Pie:" And then when you ask her who the father is, she says, "God. I'm still a virgin, but God gave me this ... [snip!] ... next Messiah, and that I am to raise him with my boyfriend as our son in the mean time." What exactly would be your response?"

Document everything and create a new religion. Get rich.