I just thought of these two. They're actually more embarrassing than the one I submitted lol.
1. A few years ago while my daughter was napping I had a little "alone time" in the shower. After, I left the bullet in my bathroom sink, went about my day and forgot it was in there.
My mom came over in the evening and used the bathroom. She came out and left shortly after. It wasn't until later that night (yes, I'd gone all day without peeing lol) that I used the bathroom and BAM there was my bullet still laying in the sink.
2. I live in the same apartment building as my mom (this was a couple years after the bullet in the sink incident, I'd moved). I had a guy over and we were having sex in my room. My mom had texted me and I didn't answer, obviously lol, so she came down to see if I was all right. She heard noises coming from the bedroom so she crept down the hallway. She got practically into my room before realizing what was going on. We had a mini conversation (mostly me telling her to buzz off lol) and then she left. I was mortified but the dude didn't care much haha.
<blockquote><b>Quoting Love Wedge +2:</b>" I just thought of these two. They're actually more embarrassing than the one I submitted lol. 1. A few ... [snip!] ... conversation (mostly me telling her to buzz off lol) and then she left. I was mortified but the dude didn't care much haha."</blockquote>
LOL. I forgot my waterproof suction cupping vibrator in the shower once and my roommate set it on the dryer. Another time my parents were helping me move and I said "don't worry about the bathroom I will handle it" because I had my own bathroom in my room. Well dad didn't listen, found my rabbit LOL.