re: Most embarrassing moment.*contest*

Quoting 3 little monsters:" I was 17, new in town and met a cute boy that invited me hang out. While driving around aimlessly in ... [snip!] ... of the guys walked out of the store. That happened 12 years ago and I still burn with shame remembering it, Jessica- age 29"

I did that once. My mom was picking me up after school, I walk out and see her car, get in and sit and shut the door and start talking before I realize it's not my mom. Same colour, make, everything, wrong driver lol.

Quoting Love Wedge +2:" I did that once. My mom was picking me up after school, I walk out and see her car, get in and sit and ... [snip!] ... and sit and shut the door and start talking before I realize it's not my mom. Same colour, make, everything, wrong driver lol."

I only wish I had that excuse, LOL. His car was a little red two door sporty looking car. The one I sat in was a giant beat up boat of a car that may have been white at some point in time, LOL.

This happened like three months ago...

I go to school wearing a pair of white jeans. My period wasn't supposed to come for another two weeks so I thought I was good. I walk out of first blood and I feel it start, it was just a little bit so I thought I was good. Well as I continue walking, blood just POURED out. My white jeans were red down to my knees. I didn't have a jacket to put around my waist, not that it would have helped much, but I had to walk all the way across the school to the office and everyone noticed. Worst moment of my life lol.

Marisol, age 18.

Quoting Rafael's Mommy ♥:" This happened like three months ago... I go to school wearing a pair of white jeans. My period wasn't ... [snip!] ... I had to walk all the way across the school to the office and everyone noticed. Worst moment of my life lol. Marisol, age 18."

OH MY! Did they say anything? That would be absolutely terrible  

Quoting EBF*JB:" OH MY! Did they say anything? That would be absolutely terrible   "

Almost every single person I passed in the hallway   I wanted to cry.

Well, let's see.
When I was in third grade, I had to go potty right before we left class to go to the buses.

On the way to the bus circle, there were a line of 5th graders behind me laughing. I kept turning around to give them a nasty look, and they'd stop, then continue to start laughing again.
Eventually their teacher came up to me and told me that my skirt was tucked in my underwear.....

Oh, and I fell off the bleachers at a pep rally when I was going down to do a game.

Let's just say I became very popular after that.....
When my name was mentioned, the response was, "The girl who fell off the bleachers?"

The first time DH and I ever had sex (which took a long time! We met when I was 11, and from age 15 until we got together....he's all I could think about....   ) we were both all....shy? lol
We get all naked and start kissing and stuff.
DH gets really into it and smacks his head on the head board. Like...not just bumped it, but bad enough to gash his forehead open. He jumps off of me, I go to jump up to make sure he's ok and I didn't realize I was so close to the side of the bed. I went flying off of the bed and onto the floor.   My tailbone caught my fall.....  

I'm pretty sure that was pretty humiliating for the both of us. lol
But we went back at it....he was ok.  

Getting ready to voteee!

Hah. Okay.
I was in 7th grade, my first year at the high school in the town I lived in. It was homecoming week, cross dressing day. I went all out, hat, big basketball shorts, big white tee, etc.
Everything went great all day long. After school, all the buses were lined up out front, and all of the other students were out front being picked up, leaving, whatever. I was running late to my bus because my locker wouldn't open, and by the time I got out front, my bus was already starting to pull off. Me, with my hands full of books, started running for my bus, and my shorts fell down to my ankles. Bearing my underwear[complete with pad inside] to literally the whole school.
I almost died. Lol

-Shawnee, age 20

I farted on DH's face while doing 69 D;

I guess I will enter myself..

A few years ago, I was just getting in the "in" crowd.. Wanted to show off in front of all the boys, so I chugged 8 beers.. Back to back to back.. I'm not much of a drinker so needless to say I was pretty wasted.. We got back to this girls house, like 10 of us.. And I laid on her couch to try to sober up.. BAD IDEA. I projectile threw up straight in the air and it came back down and got all over my face and in my hair and on her couch..

I never saw those people again..

Can we submit more than one?

Quoting Love Wedge +2:" Can we submit more than one?"

Submissions are over.

Quoting I'm His Amy He's My Rory:" Submissions are over."

Really?? Oh hahah, whoops.